Are you going to kill my chocobo?

[PSxpert2011]

I hope it doesn't have a sad death. ... D=

So you think you can kill my Chocobo!?

Dalamud is going to crash right on top of your chocobo.

Yes.
They always hated it really.
... The real reason they've sent meteor is to kill your chocobo.

Future is not User Friendly.

[Akujin]

My chocobo's name is Ruin, based on the stead War rides in Darksiders. So, he and I say. Bring it!

[seuki]

You see this chocobo?

His name is Kwefka.

You think something as trivial as Dalamud could stop him?

Look at him.



That's what I thought.

It's a bird vs a speeding 500 bajillion ton rock.

[Loony_BoB]

I dunno, speeding? That thing's been breaking through the atmosphere for how long now? Speeding snail, maybe.

[Alaltus]

No our chocobos are going to temporal shift ^.~

[casevi]

omg wtf chesse and crackers why do want it to die so bad!!

[Fated]

I dunno, speeding? That thing's been breaking through the atmosphere for how long now? Speeding snail, maybe.

It's going as fast as our server processes.

[Antanias]

Good thing I named mine Drumsticks, just in case Dalamud cooks it.

[Delsus]

Chocobos cannot be killed... Seriously name a FF game that a Chocobo has died, I can't recall one, they are immortal.

[Colino]

Yes.
They always hated it really.

This whole 2.0 rebirth thing? An afterthought. The real reason they've sent meteor is to kill your chocobo.

DUN DUN DUN

The plot thickens!