Yoshida-san: Please Give Us a BETTER System for Relics and Future 2.0 Challenges!

[Darkillumina]

see, the "functionally retarded" comment is funny since, if you want to hit 17 minutes, you need to kill mistress in about 2 minutes. which i understand now you've never done. because you don't have any idea what you're talking about. at all. not one bit.

so keep telling yourself it's easy. keep killing it in 3 minutes (lol). keep telling yourself your dps is good enough and patting yourself on the back. and then text me when you're ready to come crawling back to the forums to moan and cry about how you were wrong and you can't cut it.

i don't care how good you think you are. you cannot EVER do a 17 minute run if you think a 3 minute MM is adequate. you NEED to kill her in ~2. and to kill her in 2 you NEED to hit 150 dps. and you CAN'T. other people can, but not you.

That elitist mentality is what hurts this game. I have killed Miser in under 2 minutes but for anything under 3 minutes you need decently geared mnks. To get it down to 2 minutes you need a tank who can put out decent numbers, you need to keep miser in its initial spawn point and mnks who are decently equipped w/potions. If it moves you've blown it That's it. Don't presume to know something just because I offended you. Beating Devil May Cry 3 on DMD mode = Skill for comparison purposes.

This whole thing is a e-peen content between those who think they are soooooooo skilled because they can speed run it in that time and those who are governed by common sense. It seems I'm the only one who can put e-peen aside and look at this objectionably.

Also don't try to defend speed runs as being skill based and supported by the community. There is a plethora of evidence to prove the contrary. Speed Runs are fake-difficulty. It's a cheap, lazy way to prolong content and ostracizes people who really want to play a certain class.

The reason this thread has reached 90 + pages isn't because people are lazy and want these weapons to be finished in one day. The reason is that this whole quest line involves the 2 most deplored aspects of FFXIV 1.0. It's basically a celebration of obsolete gaming design.

P.S. Your grammar is terrible. Also you're trying to turn the topic into a argument on micro-managing dps. Shut the fuck up about your DPS and look at the bigger issues the community is trying to address.