True FFXIV Confessions

[ArmaDragkun]

Ooooh confession time lets see...

I spend hours watching the Lalas in Limsa I never really interact with them merely just watching. I find them fascinating like going to a zoo or something.

Despite trying my very best to understand that not all combat mentors are nasty and bad at the game I've found myself glaring with hate at anyone with that icon now.

I've signed up for the same trial / raid boss multiple times in a row just to enjoy the music full well knowing I could just listen to that music on youtube.

Any tank who turns on tank stance after I already have mine active should be punished by listening to a Lala laugh for 2 hours in a row.

[WeebPolice]

Also, I think miqote, aura, and viera are incredibly lazy race designs.

Quite true for the last part. They are humans. With ears and tails. Kinda look like a cheap costume.

So true, citizens. I'll just make my own race by adding horns to my Roe and I'll call it the "Satyr" race. Now my level of creativity rivals that of Square's. I know true Satyrs from mythology have hooves instead of feet but you know, that's just too many assets to redesign and I don't feel like working.




For duty and valor.

[Mimilu]

So true, citizens. I'll just make my own race by adding horns to my Roe and I'll call it the "Satyr" race. Now my level of creativity rivals that of Square's. I know true Satyrs from mythology have hooves instead of feet but you know, that's just too many assets to redesign and I don't feel like working.




For duty and valor.

Just wear the Reindeer Hooves or those BLM pvp boots.（*´▽｀*）

[Montgraves]

As a male character, whenever I see someone /playdead in town, I switch to MNK, stand over them, take off my pants, and spam /bstance to teabag. I live for the various reactions I get.

[Anienai]

Sometimes I log in just to play triple triad.

I feel fabulous when I LB3 on Dancer.

[Raikai]

If there's no iminent danger after an aoe, sometimes in Party Finder groups I purposedly hold my ogcd heals just to make sure the co-healer is actually helping topping people off.

(and the sad truth is that there are a lot of people won't do it and even surprisingly, it's mostly WHMs lol)

[Swordsman]

Quite true for the last part. They are humans. With ears and tails. Kinda look like a cheap costume.

I remember when the Au ra were first revealed pre-HW I was so disappointed with the way they looked. I was really hoping we got something that looked like the dragonborne from DnD but instead we get a human with horns and a tail. The Hrothgar is the only true animal race in FFXIV.

It's like what this forum member said:

Race variety is definitely one area where WoW absolutely blows this game out of the water.

WoW Races:
- Werewolves
- Minotaurs
- Zombies
- Dragons
- Pandas
- Foxes
- Goblins
- Horrifying cybernetic abominations
- And the usual assortment of elves, dwarves, etc.

FF14 Races:
- Humans
- Jacked Humans
- Really Jacked Humans
- Short humans
- Humans with pointy ears
- Humans with cat ears
- Humans with rabbit ears
- Humans with horns and eczema
- Lion dudes

So true, citizens. I'll just make my own race by adding horns to my Roe and I'll call it the "Satyr" race. Now my level of creativity rivals that of Square's. I know true Satyrs from mythology have hooves instead of feet but you know, that's just too many assets to redesign and I don't feel like working.

Lmao, someone at SE hire this guy already.

[Avoidy]

I played a lalafell on the cloudtest servers and now I'm tempted to buy a fantasia and make it permanent after seeing how much cuter life is on the other side and how much better the hairs and outfits fit on a smaller race.

The cloudtest servers were also the most fun I've had in FF14 in a long long long time. It felt free. The community was hilarious and chaotic (and occasionally inappropriate). Playing with EU/JP was actually ridiculously fun and refreshing. All the people who were like "why bother, no reward, it'll just go away" weren't here and the only people who did come were all just in it because they love pressing buttons. And man, was it nice. Smooth runs. Fast runs. Doing trivial stuff with people and it felt fun because we'd compete to see who could hit harder, just dumb fun stuff like that. Playing with JP/EU and using auto-translate to be like {hello} {please send help} and stuff. I came back to crystal after the cloud ended, and within 20 minutes of being here I was dead on the arena of ridorana because some level 70 goober panic-sprinted his stack marker into our group's stack marker and killed like 9 people. I was just like, "damn, I'm back on Crystal alright."

I keep a male au ra in my basement. He didn't want to be there at first, but he enjoys it now.

[WeebPolice]

Lmao, someone at SE hire this guy already.

Citizen, I'll even recommend the new race be put on the cash shop for $40. That will really make my job application stand out to Square.

Just wear the Reindeer Hooves or those BLM pvp boots.（*´▽｀*）

Of course, citizen, how could I forget. Thank you for contributing your idea to the Weeaboo Police Department.



But to go back to the main topic of this thread, I confess that I've been involved in Limsa Lominsa's Lalafell Enforcement and Removal Operations. Lalafell crime has receded by nearly 25% from last year which shows that our Lalafell control tactics are working effectively.




Fair winds and full sails.

[Volgia]

I once asked a PF leader to give me lead to invite a friend, and accidentally kicked him out of the party instead of promoting him.