FFXIV End Game Mad Lib

Today we went to Egypt. It was all my friends from Chaos Rhapsody. Even though everyone wanted to go, it still took 2 minutes before we actually went in to fight. We skipped the cutscene because our douchebag leader says it is important for us to do a streaking run successfully. Some people always hold us back. If Forerunner would just learn to do Power Surge on their Drg, then we would win everytime. Finally, after 14 hours and at least as many tries, we won. The loot we got from the chests was metrosexual. We didn't get the first worldwide win, but we were the first Arabian absurd unfortunate sickly asshats on the server to win.