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[Renalt]

I had a Dave's Triple with no pickles today. We were thinking about Red Robin, but we decided we'd rather go home and hang out with the pets instead.

Good choice. I had Red Robin once. It was burnt. Who burns a burger?

[TheMightyMollusk]

Good choice. I had Red Robin once. It was burnt. Who burns a burger?

I make sure to specify medium rare. Usually still ends up medium, but it's better than getting charred leather.

[Avatre]

Good choice. I had Red Robin once. It was burnt. Who burns a burger?

I knew a guy who would only eat Dairy Queen burgers if they were almost burnt(three times the regular cooking time at the minimum for him)

[Kes13a]

I knew a guy who would only eat Dairy Queen burgers if they were almost burnt(three times the regular cooking time at the minimum for him)

I grew up on a farm, so prefer meat thats cooked, but thats TOO cooked even for me

[TheMightyMollusk]

I knew a guy who would only eat Dairy Queen burgers if they were almost burnt(three times the regular cooking time at the minimum for him)

You knew an absolute monster who should never be allowed to touch a burger again until he atones for his crimes against food.