When you deal with human beings, never count on logic or consistency.
Fluid like water. Smooth like silk. Pepperoni like pizza.
Yes Lalas are children
this is the song that doesnt end, yes it goes on and on my friend.....
This got me wondering about baby lalafells, and then I found this on the internet
source: https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comme...dren_do_exist/Lalafell do not have children in the same way the larger races do. As they are more akin to a pudding, generally a lala will begin to gain mass and undergo something akin to cellular mitosis. The new lalafells are generally a bit smaller as their pudding skin hasn't hardened into the smooth, leathery, generally doll-like quality we know them to have, and thus tend to stay in their burrowed dens inside neglected roegadyn until maturity.
These lalafell are obviously homeless but with diligence they will find a drunken roe to exploit at the coffer and coffin. Damn nature, you scary.
I see lalafells as emergency rations.
Poor kid that’s a clear case of:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prep...hypertrichosis
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