Attempts at Eorzean humor

[BadJoeRed]

An Elezen, A Highlander Hyur and a Lalafell walk into a bar. The bartender says
"What can I get you two to drink?"

[PandaTaru]

A Roegadyn and a Lala wait in a Doctor's office specialized in colon cancer tests. The doctors rushes in the waiting room and says "Oh, Mr Roegadyn, you didn't need to bring a suppository."

[BadJoeRed]

I went to the Miner's Guild the other day and payed a Lalafell hooker 1000 gil to go up on me.








**just a little reminder, If you guys are going to keep telling Lalafell jokes, please keep'em short.**

[Khaap]

How many Lalafell does it take to change a lightbulb?

42, but only if they don't wriggle too much when you stack them up so 1 can reach.


How many Mi'qote does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 in a Star Spangled Subligar. Any passing hyur will happily oblige.

[Fieros]

I love these jokes, great thread.

My attempt at humor (first forum post I made) wasn't very well recieved so I'll refrain- other than to say I had to read some of these 2-3 times before they hit me ^^ Those are the best!

[Shelia]

So here's a good joke:
FFXIV

;P

[Aceroth]

I went to the Miner's Guild the other day and payed a Lalafell hooker 1000 gil to go up on me.








**just a little reminder, If you guys are going to keep telling Lalafell jokes, please keep'em short.**

Too funny...

[Jinrya-Geki]

What do you get when Bahamut jumps into the Matrix? Neo Bahamut.

Dividing by zero is almost impossible, Bahamut can divide zero on himself to become Bahamut Zero!

I said those in Ul'dah too, no one really laughed. I joined a party though and we went to Nanawa Mines. We ran into a dead end and someone said "Dead End".

My immediate response was "Yeah, a dead end, like my comedy career in Ul'dah"

[SHJcules]

so, how about that airline food?

*ba-dum-ching*

[Seif]

Two Roegadyns walked into a bar...

The barman says "Are you gonna pay for that?"

XD really nice