FFXIV Confessions

[Nicodemus_Mercy]

I use a macro to dps as a BRD... >_>

/merror off
/ft
/ac "Straight Shot" <t>
/ac "Bloodletter" <t>
/ac "Empyreal Arrow" <t>
/ac "Sidewinder" <t>
/ac "Heavy Shot" <t>
/micon "Heavy Shot"

I just mash it constantly when not refreshing my dots or using songs/cooldowns

[AlphaFox]

I use a <tt> macro for all my healer attacks so I never have to lose focus on the tank.

[mario710]

I’m in love with Alisae.

Please add an option to marry her.

[Valic]

I wait for my healer(s) to be at least 80% mana before I pull, if I see a dps pull, I suddenly have to "brb" and I will watch them suffer while a burrito is being cooked in the microwave. Soon after they ress themselves I will /s "I lol'd".

[Evanoel]

In Alliance Raid, especially in LoTA, if my cohealers are not doing their job, instead just spamming Stone/Malefic/Ruin, I'm just gonna heal and shield the tank and myself.

[AxHell]

-When I started the game and tried Thaumaturge / BLM, I only used ice magic on fire enemies and Ifrit because why the heck would I use fire magic on them?! THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS IN OTHER FF OR JRPGS

-If I'm playing MCH or a DPS Caster in a roulette or normal raid, you can be sure I will steal that lb

[Mahoukenshi]

Seeing as you're playing on Twintania and I still have a couple of Jobs I want to level, you're welcome to team up with me

My confessions?
- when I see people are about to die from something stupid and could rescue them to safety, I usually don't and watch them die for giggles. Besides, most people are ungrateful twats after you kept them from dying with Rescue.
- if I don't like the tank, I'll let them drop really, really low when Bene is up because I have to milk the Bene cow and it's fun watching them squirm
- if I see someone repeatedly die from really stupid things, I'll stand right next to their corpse and spam Holy/ Glare
- if a try on a platform boss is going south fast and people compete over who is the most stupid, I'll nope out of the try with a backflip on my RDM and hope the next try goes better

Ah... your third point reminds me of the person in Quarn who /slapped me for two stupid mistakes *lol*, fortunately not resulting in my death xD. But sure, outside of HW and Shadowbringer jobs I have all but MNK and BLM at 50, even though my tanks and healers only entered dungeons with their squadrons . I also wouldn't mind to be unsynced through Ifrit/Titan/Garuda Hard, for science sake .

[Miminming]

I sometime purposely dying after an accident dying for the first time... my heart screaming wipe please... just sometime...

[RoyalBeef]

I'm petty and I blacklist anyone who lets the timer on end of raid items almost run out on purpose before rolling.

If I say "Roll on loot please" And then you don't roll and make everyone wait 5mins to see if anyone will leave first because they are sick of waiting, I WILL blacklist you.
I have the loot tab open, and everyone can see you haven't rolled. And then you try to lie about it, saying you have, when everyone sees at the end that you haven't...
Imma blacklist you for that.
Stahp wasting everyone's time, I don't want you joining any of my farm parties if you are this kind of person, which is why I blacklist :V

That's when I usually say "I have time, afk for a smoke"... that's usually when the missing rolls come in bc they don't have the nerve to sit it out, they just hope everyone just leaves instantly xD

[Aleytia]

I steal Limitbreaks no matter what class I'm playing.
I don't heal Dps that refuse to move or decide they wanna be the tank.(I'll /laugh or/poke the dead body)
I say I'll take your advice on melding into consideration, but i never do.
I pet lalafells cause i want to be loved.