Here's some fun ones:
- When Benediction goes off exactly 1 millisecond after the tank dies. It's still on CD, but you get no benefit.
- When a DRK thinks you're a WHM and wonders why a SCH or AST doesn't have benediction to blow after he popped all his CDs at once (instead of rotating them like a proper tank) and pulled the entire planet (plus one mob) and expects you to be able to instaheal him through LD after you blew all your CDs keeping him alive thus far. (Not that I'm saying this has ever happened to me, ofc.)
- When you're playing on WHM (b/c it's fun) and have to remember that the Afflatus spells aren't oGCD, so you can't weave them with StoneVakaGlare.
- When Seraph won't use Consolation because you only had 5 seconds left before she turns back into Eos/Selene.
- When Aetherflow doesn't work out of combat because SE hates scholars.
- When your job gets nerfed and gutted at the beginning of every expansion. Sure, they fix it later, but just leave it alone alright, yes? Buff other healers instead.
- When you go into an alliance raid as DPS and the healers let the entire planet die, so you help them rez and nobody gives you a comm because they're all evil.
- When you do your E4N on Tuesday morning (gotta gear the alt jobs) and the entire group repeatedly dies to bad (falling off the edge, etc.), you basically solo-heal the entire thing and do all the DPS s with the one tank with half a brain and do a billion rezzes b/c it's not like our MP pool is capped at 10k and Lucid is used on CD...and get zero comms because the group is all evil.
- When you zone into a lv59/69/79 dungeon with a tank wearing gear that's lower than the ilvl cap of the previous expansion...who then proceeds to pull the entire planet (plus one mob) and doesn't know how to rotate their CDs....and then expects you as a SCH or AST to have benediction when they enter LD after you blew all your CDs keeping them alive thus far...
- When you're running content because you need gear from it, and without fail it always goes to the person who contributed the least.
- "Farm" parties (that really aren't)
- When you finally find an actual farm party....90002.
- Lobby server error = client crash. Why?!
- The fact that you can't turn on/off game audio in cutscenes.