I don't even know what to say to this bro. I mean I get all the salt in your body made you super thirsty that you're openly flirting here (and making us bystanders facepalm tbh) but now you're also sprinkling all that salt on the thread... Not cool. This is a place that has enough pessimism as it is because people have had so many failed attempts, why would you want to infect it further, instead of y'know, cheering people on and wishing them luck and feeling happy for their success? That's just a twisted mindset and doesn't make you seem very appealing.