Why do these threads always pop up when I am about to go to bed?!

I always browse the internet on my tablet for a few mins before sleeping and these threads always appear when I am too lazy to login on a mobile device.

"ohhh, this is going to be one of THOSE threads, better leave a snarky comment on page 1!"

Nope, creating posts on a mobile device sucks so I don't usually bother.
Won't someone think of us EU players for once?