I found sticking a USB from one's ear into the computer (I used the one for my phone) gave me enough of a shock that I no longer needed to rest. There was some kind of warning about brain damage, btu tahts jsut mdae pu.

As for eating, I found getting terminally ill reduces how much food you need/want to consume. Thanks to Google, I found out that the cold I had last week was actually cancer. So I expect the weight loss to come soon.

As for the work thing, a simple fix would be to turn your /ptime into real money. Though, this system can be easily abused by AFKing in Idyllshire or by DPS using their long queues to get more /ptime, so there will have to be cautionary measures implemented with this system.