As someone who's participated in ERP, I can safely say that, 9 times out of 10 (or in my case 2 times out of 3) it's more boring than watching your chocobo take a fifteen minute shit.

It's more dull than trying to convince Galvus that he's wrong.

It's more stupid than trying to run Fractal naked.

It makes about as much sense as Annie trying to Top-Lane.

It's about as helpful as teaching your retainer how to retain.

It's like trying to tell Mr. Adolf that he was wrong.

It's kind of like sitting there, waiting for the other person to get back to you.