It's the lack of defined elbows and knees that get me. They remind me of a shorter version of this:
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3.1 can't come soon enough
I love my Lala ;-;
Lalafall M/F: Evil Muffin/Evil Cupcakes. Aka Potatos with legs. Aka the cause of every plague in the game. Aka the leading cause of disasters in FF. Never trust them, ever. You see a player as a lala avoid them they most likely are the next cause of WWIII. I may be the smallest but i have the biggest ego to compensate and am usually accompanied with a large stick up my rum. (Tho not all of them are egotistical death potatos.)Lalafell Male: I spam emotes near the market board.
Lalafell Female: I spam emotes everywhere.Lalafell Male: Probably eats their cereal with water. A true sociopath. May use emotes to disarm you with cuteness. Do not be fooled. Responds poorly to /pet from male characters. Expected skill level is above par.
Lalafell Female: Most likely to use emojis in chat. Probably takes at least one picture per DF run. Universally responds well to /pet. Expected skill level is usually sub par to par.As a Lalafellin scholar, allow me to give y'all some more insight into the four types of Lalas.
Plainsfolk Boy: 90% of them are played by gay males. Of that other 10%, most of them created their character alongside their girlfriend/close female friend who probably chose Plainsgirl. The remainder is composed of other races that Fantasia'd to Lalas temporarily for a joke or something.
Plainsfolk Girl: A majority of them are played by straight females. Sometimes they have a boyfriend/close male friend who created a character alongside them and went Plainsboy. Plainsgirls are probably the least common of the four Lala types, and are also the most likely to not leave the height slider at minimum.
Dunesfolk Boy: A lot of gay males play these as well, but not as many as Plainsboy. Some people pick Dunesboy as a joke but end up liking their character so they never change. They always leave the height slider at minimum. Some Dunesboys are completely unaware of the fact that they don't have pupils and chose Dunesboy over Plainsboy for some other reason (or lack thereof).
Dunesfolk Girl: Probably pretty equal in terms of males and females playing these, also probably pretty equal in terms of straight and gay males playing these. Like Dunesboys, they always leave the height slider at minimum, but unlike Dunesboys, almost every single Dunesgirl is aware of the fact thaf they don't have pupils, and is probably the reason why they chose Dunegirl, because it looks cuter.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comme...s_stereotypes/Lalafell Males - Usually found spamming emotes to make it look like they are humping your leg. Sometimes played by a female player that wanted something cute and didn't want people making assumptions about thier sexuality and sexual activity. If they don't speak English they are probably Japanese.
Lalafell Females - Usually spamming emotes everywhere and puts up screenshots of them emoting in a dungeon while everyone died around them. Male players are always accused of being a lolicon, while female players are usually Japanese.
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Last edited by BunnyChain; 09-06-2015 at 10:25 PM. Reason: 1000 character limit is annoying!
Haters gonna hate.
So much win /10char
Thank you whoever used my RaF code & if you need anything PM me here or /tell in-game.
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