I rouletted into Haukke Manor on my AST the other day, and got a DRK with the Illuminati Quencher title, so I figured he at least knew somehow how to play the game. He's taking massive amounts of damage, but I figure whatever, we're still making it. Then he pulls the 4 mob pull and both wandering Handmaidens all at once and dies in a single set of attacks, and complains that I wasn't healing well enough.

I look at his gear... he has literally 3 pieces of gear on. A Chest, Feet, and Weapon, and none of them are two slots. He tried insisting that he could tank it just fine with only 3 pieces of gear, before promptly being kicked