Your derpiest noob moments

[Wildsprite]

Titan HM, I'm WHM
Titan turns to me and does landslide right as bombs come up, trying to dodge and not get hit with the explosions from the bombs I walked off the side. my team just laughed it off.

[JimboTCB]

Queue for experts as DPS. Switch to fishing to bash out a couple of levels while I wait.

"jfc the queues are taking forever today"

Realise I'm not actually in the queue, because I'd got an almost instant pop half an hour ago when I first joined that came and went without me noticing.

[Jamein]

T12.
For some reason I thought all bennus were dead, was waiting for the fire to disappear around phoenix and went into full blown derp mode on autopilot and like a moth attracted to the light I ran right into the giant fucking unmissable fire wall to give phoenix a hug as I was going to keep him that position to tank him.
Dead.

T10 - Not me but our bard on the attempt before our first clear. At 20% he died, and instead of accepting the res he went to the start of the dungeon, we then continued the fight and wiped at about 3%, would've been a clear if he didn't derp!

[Werhusky]

T10 - Not me but our bard on the attempt before our first clear. At 20% he died, and instead of accepting the res he went to the start of the dungeon, we then continued the fight and wiped at about 3%, would've been a clear if he didn't derp!

Sounds like my first T7 clear (back when it wasnt derp7). The SMN manages at 20% to get two fireballs somehow on him - swift - raise but he clicked before he got the accept raise option and reset... we still cleared

Best derps in general are the Repelling shots in T5/9 into wall or Titan / Levi off platform.
Also epic was a T9 training and due to the DDOS on PSN at christmas I couldnt get in on my PS4 so I used the PC that still has sub but I never play on it for a year now :/ Golems meteors drop I go towards edge to reduce damage and derp autorun into the wall

[AskaRay]

Everytime I heal with CS on I feel like crawling in a hole.

And I mean like when in WOD or doing dungeons, something like that, not when I do it on purpose in low levels because I'm lazy.

Also that time I was doing sooorta well on Titan HM, which usually kills me everytime...and then.........
I repel-shot RIGHT INTO LANDSLIDE. Yep. I am awesome.

[Alomeigne]

I just found out now, from your post here T_T.

Lol, I'm glad I'm not the only one that somehow missed it >_>. In fairness to us, it seems easy to miss. >.>;;;

[Raffounz]

Ok, yesterday i threw limit tank in t13. Yeah ok limit up. All died, limit was not up XD

[Jamein]

Ok, yesterday i threw limit tank in t13. Yeah ok limit up. All died, limit was not up XD

We had a bad add phase in T11 once and a few people with res sickness, I threw up tank LB to compensate and save the healers the hassle and just to get on with it.....yeah threw it up too early and it ran off about 1 second before nerve cloud.

Oops.

[Velthice]

Ok, yesterday i threw limit tank in t13. Yeah ok limit up. All died, limit was not up XD

The first time I saw terra flare I did this because I was so scared. Half the group was dead though so our monk helpfully informed me when to press the button for next time.

Speaking of t13, during phase 2, I was so distracted watching my group handle flare star that I didn't notice bahamut winding up flatten and died.

Solo tanking t8 I accidently provoked the avatar instead of the dreadnought who then went around gave the healers his high fives of death.

On titan hm I dodged out of the landslide indicator only to walk back into it before the castbar was done and got sent flying off the edge.

I once went all the way to the last boss of AK normal before I realized I didn't have shield oath on.

I got chimera in in roulette and it had been so long since I did it, when the other tank pulled and didn't move the boss up the hill I freaked out and tried to pull it off him. The group killed him in what seemed like under a minute and everyone rightfully made fun of me. I felt so embarrassed and ashamed I could have died.

[Maleha]

I have quite a lot derp moments on regular basis. Some because I am tired. Like yesterday: I helped a friend get his first clears in some dungeons. In Stone Vigil HM we were just past the 2nd boss when I noticed I forgot to activate my stance as monk completely. In my defence, it was 1:30 am in the morning after a long day...

A truly derp noob moment I had yesterday as well though. Facepalm worthy. I love screenshots. I have been taking a lot since I started the game in 2.0. I have about 8.3 gig of ff14 screenshots by now. I compete in the 2nd ENTM youtube cycle. That's how much I love screenshots. I never quite paid attention to the code, eg ffxiv_06042015_161811 in all this time. Then yesterday I had the epiphany of realizing it's a time code including date and time to the second. People around me went "Yeah. you didn't know?"
... I am not a smart person.