One man's craigslist plight for digital love.

[Teryaani]

As I reflect by my fireplace in my small plot in ward 1 Goblet, I find I'm a bit lonely. I'm not asking for much, just a cul level of 50 so I'll have a hot meal waiting for me at the end of my Coil progression.

If he doesn't have a pipe, slippers, a smoking jacket, a terrier at his feet, and a newspaper rolled up under his arm then I call shenanigans.

I've got a bottle of Fantasia, I can be what ever you want.

"I can chaaaaaaaange!"

[Teppie]

I responded to it, seems like a p cool guy so far, let's see if love can bloom on a battlefield.

[zar]

this guy needs to do better than a small house and t11 if he wants a piece of digital ass

[SekhmetM]

[Venos]

Omfg, I'm weak. I love you all for this thread.

[Teirafon]

LOL seriously??

[EdgeFayth]

this guy needs to do better than a small house and t11 if he wants a piece of digital ass

A guy on Tonberry made a PF asking for this. But he did server first FcoB. Much more serious

[Ryuko]

Right before I logged off, I received a tell from some level 15 alt I don't know asking me to marry him. I'm pretty sure this guy was just messaging random people. To make it worse, I was sitting in a residential area, so it's not even like they would have seen me running around. Either a friend trolling me, or some dude going down the list...

[Ilenya]

Oh goodie, more random tells I get to worry about.

[Cyrus-Wallace]

It seems that they only send tells to the cat people. It's alright, I'm going to marry Louisoix... oh, wait...