N is for the Nights you'll spend, waiting for a Raise
I is for Infinity -- in DF queue for days
N is for the Noobs who die, in Brayflox's Longstop
J is for the Justice served, when healer pieces drop
A is for the Aero I'll be casting as you die, from drowning in a pool of tears, and vainly gasping: "Why??"