Post Your Healing Horror Stories.

[Saseal]

XD
Yeah female playing a male, dunno why, always have done always will do.

Yeah, same xD I don't think I have a single particular reason... (too many long winded reasons) - but mainly boredom, I suspect. "Meh, I gotta be a girl every day and it's boring/annoying/flipstable." Also, yeah... most of the female voices, now that you mention it.... *twitch*

I haven't had anyone have any particular way to find out (except now o_O) and I've no reason to say anything, so I haven't had any of those kinds of comments, yet *knocks on wood*. But rofl.... People are terrible xD

[Ignnis]

I feel like this was more an issue with just the healer being bad rather than being a conjurer. Possibly undergeared.

Didn't check her gear was too busy wrapping my head around her logic and excuse. If she had better gear/experience/her job that run would of ended in half the time it took easily so in the time it took us to finish 1 run it could of taken her 2 runs thus more exp.

Also getting a class to 15 is child's play, 1-2 hours of leves + log and done.

I did a run after this were we killed every single mob for exp (full party of non level syncs) and we still had more than 30 min on the clock, I don't even-

Also the dps immediately yelled at me when aiatar stood in poison that he just spat on me, yes dear I'm literally moving right now no need to go ape on me, did I mention her cutsie act worked on the dps.

[Ignnis]

Yeah, same xD I don't think I have a single particular reason... (too many long winded reasons) - but mainly boredom, I suspect. "Meh, I gotta be a girl every day and it's boring/annoying/flipstable." Also, yeah... most of the female voices, now that you mention it.... *twitch*

I haven't had anyone have any particular way to find out (except now o_O) and I've no reason to say anything, so I haven't had any of those kinds of comments, yet *knocks on wood*. But rofl.... People are terrible xD

Someone found out when I said something along the lines of "that gets on my tits, carrying afk people on raids". One time I made a remark about a cute lala, he just got his Scylla robe and came running to us and he looked like a white puff ball on legs. I'm assuming the rest of the times it was through chat mannerisms etc that they found out.

[Laristy]

Going into ST and being paired with another WHM who casts Medica II in the beginning of every fight and every time it goes down for the entire run.

That's all I have to say.

[Kikoten]

Once again, you've found yourself in Kikoten's hearthside study. Like before, he was kicked back in his rich leather chair, his fluffy hair still damp with sweetly scented herb water from the hot springs. He had a very thick book titled Healing Horror Stories on his lap, and a toy pipe in his mouth, through which he blew bubbles. Seeing you, he took the pipe out of his mouth.

"Hi there~♪ You scared me again. You want to hear another horror story of my conjury adventures?"

He poked his pipe into his mouth and blew a few more bubbles with a thoughtful look on his face.

"Ah," he said, "here's one that happened to me recently."

He cleared his throat.

"'Connection lost'. The end~♪"

[kaferine]

Copperbell Mines HM. 3 of us in my FC and we picked up a PUG 4th (the tank). We get in, and right off the bat, tank goes "Yeah a friend of mine just gave me his account, so I've never played before."

It went as well as you can imagine.

[kaferine]

Also: my very first CT run ever. I play on a PS4, so it's ridiculously difficult to adjust hotbars and such. Go into my first run with all the Alliance bars literally in the dead center of my screen and have no time to fix them (it seemed like everyone else had done it before and didn't wait). Somehow we finished the run without too much difficulty. Still don't know how much of it went though - all I could see was HP bars!

[Saseal]

I wasn't healing at the time, and it was more of a 'dafaq?' moment - and a "I don't know how we lived during this" via the healers...
I DRed into Mog King HM on monk, last night... I hate DPSing this one because I can never remember the order other than BLM asap. I was pretty sure I'd be yelled at for setting on the wrong one. Instead, the healers, 1 tank and I think the BLM? decided to rip into each other for the entire fight.
The animosity was insane. I dunno how either healer was able to do anything with all the insults being typed. So stupid.
Playing healer firstly and DPS secondarily, I know the party depend upon the healers to keep them alive. A forced trust. I'm okay with 'shit happens'. But this was at a point where I'd rather live off pots, meditate & sec wind. We were healed but.. why trust two healers, a tank and a DPS aiming at each other more than at the moogles?

At the end, the other tank and I waiting on the mog drop were just, "Mkay. So that was a thing."

[Saseal]

One time I made a remark about a cute lala, he just got his Scylla robe and came running to us and he looked like a white puff ball on legs.

Best description xD

[CriticalCrystal]

Yesterday in Stone Vigil. Summoner from my FC needed a healer so I decided to join thinking we would quickly get through it.
But I was wrong. The tank, despite several requests from the rest of the group, refused to put shield oath up and instead tanked the entire dungeon with sword oath. Not only that, he was using uncomboed Rage of Halone on only one single target, never once using flash or any other skills meaning I kept taking aggro at every pull.
Luckily we had Titan Egi to help tank the mobs and make it somewhat easier. But there was still the odd one or two wipes because the tank decided to run into enemies first and just stand there. The last boss boss was terrifying to heal because the tank decided to keep spinning the boss round in the center of the room which meant I had to keep running behind it so I didn't get cleaved by its frost breath attack.
I'm honestly very surprised we cleared it with almost 40 minutes remaining.