Real Men of Genius: FFXIV Community Rep Forum Guy

[SunZhi]

Not sure if this translates well to the non-US English-speaking countries, so if you've never heard a "Real Men of Genius" advertisement, click here first for some context.

Square Enix presents: Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)
Today, we salute you, Mr. FFXIV Community Rep Forum Guy.
(Representative to the forum community!)
While most of us go to work every day and perform trivial tasks,
You are the organizational face for some of the most important global concerns.
(What's the plural of Macuahuitl?)
You are the vital communications link between that fuzzy-haired Producer guy,
And our hearts... In at least /10 char.
(He says the Dev team will consider it.)
You administer the land of the Lodestone with an iron fist and a velvet glove.
(Violate the ToS and I'll lock your thread, n00b.)
And you do it across all of the continents of the world.
(In Soviet Russia, the chocobos ride you!)
Just when forum nerd rage is about to spiral out of control,
You offer soothing words to calm the situation.
(He says the Dev team will consider it.)
And when that doesn't work,
You distract us with your stunt models, to buy a bit more time.
(Rukkirii is a hottie!)
So crack open an ice-cold beverage, Rep Guy, because without you,
We'd never know that our surplus message concerns were being addressed...
In more ways than one.
(Mr. FFXIV Community Rep Forum Guy)

And just funning with ya mates, I think you're doing a great job! Just a bit of (hopefully) comic relief.

~ Sun

[KaiKatzchen]

LOL Nice!

[Balbanes]

Hahahaha, very nice.

[Belial]

I fully support this parody.

[origamikitsune]

<3

/10char

[DoubleEcho]

I love it

[alexi14]

The dev team will consider it!

[Ferth]

Oh man, as I read it I heard the announcer's voice and the back up singer like it was an actual commercial.

Well done.

[Malakhim]

Wonderful.

[Anonymoose]

It's not often I come here and actually laugh --- very well done; written in perfect tone ^^