i know its FAKE

[Synra]

Yea, that is Soooo fake. We all know retainers will never be able to do FATEs for us. SE is dead set on forcing us to do them all day long. Otherwise, it's all pretty believable!

[khovel]

i do sort of hope the fate/dungeon thing could be real...

Once my retainer hits 50, i'd like to send him on a dungeon as a "Quick Exploration" to return with loot that the dungeon can drop. And the fate thing.... i would think of it more so a way to auto-farm GC seals, something like 5-10/hr with exp as well. Send retainer off for an undetermined set of time based on the tokens you pay them. so 2/hour, say you give him 48, then he'd get 24 hours worth of seals and experience

[Gravehill]

Well thats just boat loada obvious crap...
Welcome to internet, dont believe everything you see here

It's satire

[Gravehill]

Either that, or someone is poking fun at all the "extra retainer services as a monthly charge will make the entire game Pay2Win".

It's poking fun at people that complain that the game is too hard

[Galliano]

[Woggers]

I love it how the black cat slams into the closed door. Lol

[Takeva]

Could at least admit you made this OP...

[HakuroDK]

While I'm certainly not fond of retainers running content FOR you, I certainly am fond of the idea of retainers running content ALONGSIDE you as a kind of companion.

[Dgsoil]

Could at least admit you made this OP...

Indeed, same hair style, color, and highlight color as the miqo in the pic. OP is trollin' hard

[ninthfantasy]

What's funnier is the "Created by Dicejss" on the side.