Yo choco SO fat..

[Greenrobedmage]

Your choco so fat, when it sits around Mor Dhona, it sits AROUND Mor Dhona.

[Xeonerable_Mizu]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHgw...ature=youtu.be
nuffsaid

[DubstepNinja]

Yo choco so fat, ze shoopuf rides him!

[Kaela]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHgw...ature=youtu.be
nuffsaid

That is awesome.

Also on topic.

Yo Choco's so fat that Lalafell run, in the fear of being mistaken for food.

[lyndwyrm]

Yo choco so fat, he can store all of your, and your four retainers' items, and STILL have room for more!

[Xakery]

Yo choco so fat that someone mistook it for yo momma

[Cherie]

Yo choco so fat, when you ride it, this song plays as the background music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE

It doesn't but it should be this song.... SE, come on nao!

[Keith_Dragoon]

Yo choco so fat it has its own Mothercrystal.

[Kaela]

Yo Chocobo is so fat that it took 100xs the regular gil for it to teleport somewhere.

[Sigurd_Volsung]

Yo Choco so fat, it's impossible to LOS him anywhere on the map XD