The greatest lolwut moments on a duty

[Alberel]

Needed Stone Vigil for my first book for my zodiac weapon. Queued up (on my SMN) and got an instant in-progress pop. I accepted, entered the instance and about three seconds after I loaded in the last boss died and I got credit. I cleared Stone Vigil in three seconds! xD

[Wicc]

I was doing low level dungeons for my conj levels, and this tank REFUSED to flash. I'd pull mobs with one cure.

Finally I kindly let him know. "Hey. Flashing helps?"
You know what he tells me?

"I can't flash or they get resisted from it"

(Tank note: They get immuned to the blinding effect..not the hate gain.)

[ClaraLux]

I tanked a Brayflox once with a lvl 33 pugilist wearing a mage robe and 4 pieces of crafter (as in for a crafter, not crafted) gear.

He's probably doing it to spiritbind and get crafting materia, which is really valuable. I wear crafting gear in dungeons too sometimes, but never 4 pieces at once. Two at most.

[Yumi_umi]

I joined in progress for hakkuke hm and saw tht there were only 2 dps in the party left so i was like cool np we'll wait for a tank ( @ last boss)
We still had like 40 mins so i was like u want to try? So we proceeded to fight her but then i noticed 1 of the dps was outside and i was like Wtf!? There was a monk in there fighting alongside our bard .
I was like o.o 3 dps?
After we wiped it was confirmed that he wasn't in our party and was also confused y he got in.
But the lol wut moment was when you still fail the last boss with 3 ilvl90s dps. I was tanking as a 5.5k hp whm.

[Kairobot]

Not exactly while on duty lolwut but happened shortly afterwards!

I was farming atma in North Shroud while queuing for df and switched out of my zenith weapon when I entered the dungeon. After I was done, I forgot to switch back to zenith and I continued farming for a while. I was soloing one of the easy boss fates when I suddenly realized I wasn't using my zenith weapon. With the boss almost dead at ~1-2%, I quickly swapped in my zenith, and lo and behold! Atma of the Archer dropped! I LOLWUT so hard at that point. I had been farming in this area for 6 days!

[MysticNeko]

Went into a Darkhold dungeon run on my drg while still leveling. The tank takes off before the whm had a chance to cast any spell. He runs through and grabs every single mob and takes them to the room before the eye boss to stand in the blue crystal light. We all fought valiantly but of course with that many adds (other dd was a mnk) we ended up being killed. He gets up and says "come on now which one of you wasn't in the light? were invincible from all damage in that blue light" then takes off again. This time the 3 of us just /sit and waited for him to die again and he immediately left. Fortunately another tank showed up and we breezed through the entire dungeon with no deaths and fairly quickly too :3

[NintenPyjak64]

Once hopped into a High level roulette pre 2.2 on my alt character (BLM) and got Wanderer's Palace. In the party was a DRG that was wearing some odd gear. During the first pull up to the 6 bugs, somebody messes up somewhere and we wipe, we try to find out what happened exactly, the DRG simply says "Just play"

We get past the first pull and during the second pull (much smaller this time) and stuff is dying incredibly slow, and that's when I noticed the DRG doing an incredibly odd combination of abilities, including Chaos Thrust spam outside combos. I asked them "Why are you spamming CT outside combo?" they simply reply "Just let me play! God!." My reply: "Well by that, I don't have to play with you." Then I ate a 30 minute cooldown. Had a good laugh

[Celethien]

Ah, you learn something new every day.
I was doing some T4 and learned that my loved SMN is actually a tank and not dps.
We had a wipe and random party member asks me if I have Flash.
All I could do was...

Before I could actually respond anything the Vote Abandon booted us out.

[Limecat]

Had a tank the other day(new character according to the lodestone, assuming the guy didn't roll a new one just to mess with people) that wouldn't stop running in circles around the one mob he was hitting, thinking it would let him dodge auto-attacks and targeted abilities. Couldn't hold hate on anything, even the one mob he was actually paying attention to.

[Mere]

I enter The Stone Vigil as healer and got paired with a poorly geared tank so was having trouble keeping her alive, and I ask her:
"Can you please use your buffs on big pulls, I'm having trouble keeping you healed" to which she replied: "I like to keep my buffs out of CD so I can use them when I need them"
I was like... "Umm... you need them now !!" >.<;;

Yeah, she had a tendency to die at Dragon Aevis and would only use her buffs at boss fights... and I bet she left with the impression that I'm a bad healer =.='