Post your tanking derps and herps here!

[Diablo_Grande]

My very first embarrassing tanking derps were on the Haukke Manor boss. I ran out of the boss' AoE into an exploding bomb *wipe*. Straight after the wipe I was so focused on moving my camera out that I forgot to turn Defiance back on, did so mid-fight and ending up running around like a blue assed fly, shouting for heals. Almost wiped again but luckily my healer did a great job /facepalm

[Masenken]

Doing Qarn, turned the corner and started making targets when was suddenly I was like, oh hey it's that treasure guy. Switched marks and ran straight at it... aggroed the whole room -_-

Last boss in aurum vale, wasn't my fault but, my controller started to die on, and instead of plugging it in, I switched controllers altogether. Turned out it decided it wanted to have a screw loose and started making me preform actions without my input. Spent the last half of the fight running in random directions, targeting and attacking the fruit, popping my cd's unnecessarily... have no effin idea how I still managed to hold hate and not wipe us all lol. Well, it helped that a great group thankfully.

[darzok]

It has to be running in to tank and not having defiance on done it one most end stuff so far its not wiped the party by sheer luck.

[Kenka]

Definitely running to Caduceus after a veeeeery looong day and realizing a tad too late that Shield Oath wasn't active...

I'm still ashamed of myself after that one xD

[Ctrlaltdlt]

~ Turn 4
~ main tanking
~ best attempt yet
~ everyone has eaten food.
~ breeze through dps check
~ tank the rook and kill him easily.
~ waiting for 2nd dreadnaught
~ I'm at the wrong side of the elevator
~ tears

[KittenJitsu]

My biggest Derp to date, was when i headed towards the boss fight and hit my sprint button on my mouse...

Therefore arriving at the feet of the boss with 0 TP...and no way to gain hate...

oopsie

Hahahah AND this is why my sprint isn't keyed near my main combos.

[Lex_Luger]

Titan HM. Buddy of mine decided he wanted to try solo healing titan (this is back about 2 months ago), first shot, we got him down at 10%, line bombs drop. I tried to shift right to very center back edge to avoid the blast from both, and.... ended up falling off around 6%. They got him down to 1%, the last guy left was my buddy the WHM who was solo healing. Would have made for an epic video as he would have DPS'ed and been the last man standing on his solo titan heal, but they wiped at 1%. Ended up getting it the next try, but still, I felt awful about that one.

edit: i am told videos of both exist on youtube.

[ErikMynhier]

I normally keep Shield Oath on by default, just leave it on. Well when I was waiting to get a party together so me and my friend could get salt for our relics, I was durping around showing off my different gear sets and different classes. So we got a group together and got down to business. I ran up on chimera, lead him to the tree, but my HP was burning fast and the healers were having a time. I died, we all died, I was the only tank. I had forgotten to turn on Shield Oath, because I'm so use to it just being on. No hate though, they all had a laugh at me and I did too. We tried again and burned him down no problem. Biggest derp where I knew better for sure.

[KittenJitsu]

I once pulled a boss with Piercing Talon.....

quickly realized I didn't have Heavy Swing

Tehe.

[Cycloptichorn]

Forgetting that I'm in Gladiator mode instead of Paladin mode. Where'd all my HP and resistance go??

At least I had 2nd wind and didn't wipe that time lol