What's the most hilarious ingame joke you've encountered?

[Conradus]

I think it was probably originally a star wars reference lol.

Of course it was. I said, "It's not *just* a Star Wars reference".

[Sylentmana]

It's probably just me, but I found a line of dialogue in the main quest funny.
Its the part where you have to chase down and fight the Wood Wailer who has been conspiring with the Garleans. I play as a female Miqo'te and the traitor referred to me as "the Miqo'te b*tch." It made me chuckle because Miqo'te are feline, not canine.

Its stupid dry humor that gets me the most.

[valhalla]

I encountered an elitist who was told to get off his high chocobo

[NyneAlexander]

During a main story cutscene, Raubahn yells out "mad snake?! mad snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!?!"

Had me dyin! Total MGS reference.

[Mhaeric]

In 1.0 there was a pirate talking about his captain's fawning over some girl. He said something like "He's polishing his mast just thinkin' about her" and I died laughing. But, sadly, this was one of the dialogues which got adjusted even before 2.0 rolled around.

If you go stand next to the Fisher guildleader (not the one who gives the quests, but the one out on the piers) you'll see a very similar dialogue.

[Deathbyfuture]

I wish I had a screen shot of it but it happened so fast, I think it was a NPC running away from a fate in the shroud yelling "say my name! say my name!" and his "name" was Nameless Conjurer. Made me chuckle.

[TimelessShine]

My friend told me he joined a 7 man relic party for garuda hard mode. Party gets wipe and he asked the question " Let's be honest... how many of us bought a titan clear". Then he gets immediately booted from the party.

[cearka]

there's a wench inside sashtasha that exclaims "I'm not with them! I swear on what little is left of my virtue!"

[tuseroni]

During a main story cutscene, Raubahn yells out "mad snake?! mad snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!?!"

Had me dyin! Total MGS reference.

how did i forget that...i lol'd so hard...

[Alerith]

It's already been mentioned, but I figured I'd give a proper image and salute to my fellow 1.0 Durandal Goobbue Defenders.



Never forget.