First I got the usual "world is full, call Miss Cleo for a free tarot card reading and figure out whether the goat of saturn declares a world available and mix eye of newt in a cauldron with bat's blood in an authentic haitian voodoo ritual to get a chance to roll a die and see if you queue or have to do it all over". After that I saw "couldn't update the na / eu world list. After that the lobby error 2002. After that the launcher kept crashing with -214699712. What's next? Windows won't boot? Please god tell me my COFFEE MACHINE ISN'T ABOUT TO BREAK!!!????