Your wish was granted! Unfortunately you now cast summon spells so swiftly that you lose control and are overrun with fairies. Eos and Selene have become the Tribbles of Eorzea!Quote:
Originally Posted by HaelseMikiro
I wish that Lady Yuguri would shed her disguise and reveal herself as a talking Chocobo.
Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread
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09-26-2014, 03:48 AMNJA
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09-26-2014, 04:02 AMNauulinYour wish was granted! Unfortunately all Chocobos now regard her as their queen, and ignore everyone else.Quote:
Originally Posted by NJA
I wish I had a koblyn that eat Garlean magitech and fortresses. -
09-26-2014, 04:39 AMZohnoReechoYour wish was granted! Unfortunately the warriors of light are jobless now!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nauulin
I wish Garuda would finally confess her love to Enkidu. -
09-26-2014, 04:53 AMFJeromeYour wish is granted! However, Enkidu must reject Garuda's love because he cannot abandon Greg. Garuda cries about it for weeks and and becomes too depressed to fight anyone, which brings everyone's story-progression and relic-quests to a screeching halt.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZohnoReecho
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09-26-2014, 04:54 AMFJerome
One day I will actually remember to make a wish -_-;;
I wish I could dye the trim on my robes. -
09-26-2014, 05:40 AMRequisYour wish was granted! Unfortunately in the process of dying your robes trim you failed to notice the label on the bottle said "Permanent Dye". The dye having splashed over your body and face has lead to people believing you are diseased and have locked you in a quarantine cell till the symptoms subside...oh dear you could be here a while...Quote:
Originally Posted by FJerome
I wish to dethrone Good King Moggle Mog XII and take his crown and lead the Moogles as my own personal army. -
09-26-2014, 06:51 AMDevils_LawyerYour wish was granted! Unfortuenly you underestimated the size of the crown and due to it beeing to big you fail to carry it and reap its benefits, with noone to lead them the moogles scatters into the world and ends up beeing the new upcoming playable race.Quote:
Originally Posted by Requis
I wish we would have gotten underwater content instead of sky for our first expansion -
09-26-2014, 07:15 AMlucas2009ukmy wish
I wish that every one in the game gets all of there main character build ilvl gear of 110 thsts in second coli free by kissing a magical toad hidden deep inside a cave in South shroud one kiss per account
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09-26-2014, 08:07 AMVictoriqueSorrowsongYour wish was granted! However running up to the sea in your bikini and instantly diving in you come to realise the developers just tricked you by making the sea of clouds blue! You are barely saved by a fisher who reels you in as his biggest catch. He takes a picture with you bungling from his fishing rod which can still be found in the fishing guild.Quote:
Originally Posted by Devils_Lawyer
I wish there was a Moogle mount! -
09-26-2014, 09:25 AMSaruYukanaYour wish was granted! Unfortunately with the release of the moogle mounts, the moogles of eorzea become enslaved and there are none left to deliver our mail :(Quote:
Originally Posted by VictoriqueSorrowsong
I wish that there was voice acting for every dialogue in the game! -
09-26-2014, 10:24 AMTayolynnYour wish was granted. However, the voice overs were so horrible that the game blanked out and the systems fried.Quote:
Originally Posted by SaruYukana
I wish personal housing was guaranteed and affordable for everyone, rather than to the select fortunate players. -
09-26-2014, 10:32 AMbonta789Your wish was granted! Unfortunately all voices will now be done by Gilbert Gottfried and Fran Drescher forcing you to play on muteQuote:
Originally Posted by SaruYukana
I wish there was a way to fight flan monsters with spoons -
09-26-2014, 11:54 AMWubstahWulfYour wish was granted unfortunately all flan monsters are fighting back with forks what makes your spoon kinda uselessQuote:
Originally Posted by bonta789
I wish that i could swim in Eorzea i just wan to dive in the water in stead of running in it -
09-26-2014, 01:13 PMKyanYour wish... has been granted!Quote:
Originally Posted by WubstahWulf
[sparkle, sparkle, tinkle, magic noises]
However, every wish has a price! Say good-bye to your lovely Miqo'te ears and tail... As for it to be possible for you to swim, you had to become a Sahagin!
I wish that I could sail Hydaelyn and visit the many distant shores... -
09-26-2014, 01:36 PMSamunaiYou wish has been granted, unfortunately.... Hydaelyn is a giant crystal- and it sunk right to the bottom of the ocean! You, along with it...Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyan
I wish ponies dropped 100% in Primal Ex battles ... -
09-26-2014, 01:52 PMcdanaeYour wish has been granted! Unfortunately, they're dead. Dead ponies everywhere. Apparently ponies are a delicacy, who knew! The children of Eorzea weep, and therapy prices skyrocket.Quote:
Originally Posted by Samunai
I wish I wasn't so clumsy in escaping AE damage. I have a problem. -
09-26-2014, 01:59 PMNotorious-JnrYour wish is granted! Unfortunately in order to power up your wyvern you will have to endlessly grind FATE's all over Eorzea to obtain a wyvern condensing atma ball with a drop success rate of 0.9000%. After obtaining seven of them you will be able to summon the mythical wyvern god were you will have to fight her with your party in the all new (Nightmare Mode). If you can successfully beat her she will grant one wish to raise your wyvern attribute point by one. Upon doing this the spiritual energy from the wyvern condensing atma ball will be released into Eorzea were it will take you four and a half months (Eorzea Time) to obtain them again in their condensing forms.Quote:
Originally Posted by FFLink
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09-26-2014, 02:06 PMNotorious-Jnr
I such a Muppet I forgot to put in my wish in my last post. Doubt I will win anything now but I will do it for fun.
I wish I could start up a PvP dance off emote battle in Mor Dhona -
09-26-2014, 03:19 PMClaire_HartYour wish has been granted! Unfortunately, your still a dragoon and you still end up dead somehow... and win the loot xDQuote:
Originally Posted by cdanae
I wish that lalafells are less evil from the inside! -
09-26-2014, 04:02 PMYahavageYour wish has been granted! However, the evil residing within all Lalafell was the balance between good and evil. Without it, the forces of light quickly vanquished all evil within Eorzea, and suddenly there was a large influx of unemployed adventurers with nothing to do. This caused a dramatic rise in popularity of daytime tv - thus zombifying the entire continent into a massive brain dead army, shuffling from show to show, silently screaming inside. The true evil!Quote:
Originally Posted by Claire_Hart
I wish for my own personal Bahamut mount, with attached high-allagan cup holders so I have some where to keep my drinks when I'm flying around scaring the pants off everyone. -
09-26-2014, 05:47 PMRichiealvianYour wish has been granted! However, as you rode proudly on your Bahamut, everyone and their matrons ride on Omega Weapon in smallclothes, waving goodbye to you with a mount three times larger in size, with a turbo boost, cup holder, sleeping compartment and portable toilet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yahavage
You finish your ale silently in jealousy in the deepest pit of Coerthas with your now frowning Bahamut.
I wish I can contribute to the further development of Eorzea in Square Enix HQ, and watch my creations live on and be a part of everyone's busy life. -
09-26-2014, 07:36 PMKazenoneYour wish is granted, and you are assigned to the prestigious department of designing all the lamppost. Nobody notices the changes you make.Quote:
Originally Posted by Richiealvian
I wish I could dual-wield weapons -
09-26-2014, 07:39 PMNaekoYour wish has been granted! You are now Square-Enix's newest bugtester, and will spend 60-80 hours per week, every week, walking into walls of content in development with characters of every combination of bodily attributes and class levels in the desperate search to find and eliminate all clipping bugs before content goes live and someone returns to the Lifestream the hard way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Richiealvian
I wish that Ramuh, being a spirit of wisdom, patience, and understanding as well as lightning, and as such a patron of creativity, had i90 Main or off-hand equipment for Disciples of the Hand on his loot table. -
09-26-2014, 07:42 PMYitanYour wish has been granted! Unfortunately the only weapons you can dual-wield are the legendary Excalipoor and the mighty Nagrarock.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kazenone
I wish people would stop patting my lalafelling head when I say I can be the main tank! -
09-26-2014, 08:38 PMFJeromeYour wish has been granted! However as the Primal of Justice Ramuh believes it is only fair that you must fight him for your off-hand as a Disciple of the Hand. Luckily the Weaver in your party throws the limit break, which creates robes so fabulous that Ramuh lets you win so he can hurry off to try them on. Unfortunately the offhand that drops is for Shepherd because no one told the Lord of Levin that never got implemented.Quote:
Originally Posted by Naeko
I wish that I could cross-class some of my Moogle Mail Carrier skills onto other classes. -
09-26-2014, 09:08 PMKuleYour wish was Granted! However, due to layoffs in the moogle mail delivery company you'll be reasigned to cleaning the chocobo stables at bentbranch.Quote:
Originally Posted by FJerome
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09-26-2014, 09:09 PMKuleI wish i could cast float on people during titan!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kule
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09-26-2014, 09:48 PMDeefunx
Your wish has been granted! However, the skill itself is just a buff to let you gather a new type of node. To unlock it you need to attune to the land of Eorzea by gathering Fishing, Mining and Botanist atmas and trading them in for the secret arte of floating - known only to Jalzahn... and anyone else whom he told.
I wish that I could summon Leviathan and ride around on him, and drink deep of the sea's salty broth with him. -
09-26-2014, 09:54 PMDeefunxApologies, the above was for that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kule
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09-26-2014, 09:54 PMTystaYour wish has been granted!Quote:
Originally Posted by Deefunx
However, you summon the real Leviathan any time you try and instead of helping you he just dashes over whatever you're doing trying to kill you. He's also the only thing you can summon now, and all your skills have him as a macro.
I wish that you could play classes at level 50 and still be relevant instead of jobs and that the crystals didn't give a bonus to stats. -
09-27-2014, 04:41 AMFJeromeYour wish has been granted! However, this is only because Cid invents a super-weapon powered by soul-crystals that defeats the Empire, the Primals and the Ascians in one swoop. The soul-crystals are all drained of their powers and all major enemies are vanquished, leaving you with only your class and all the Marmots and Ladybugs you ever wanted to fight.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tysta
I wish that lady dragoons could wear thick sweaters under their artifact armor; that belly hole isn't suited for Coerthas' current climate. -
09-27-2014, 05:03 AMTayolynnHow rude, no one granted my wish. Guess I gotta do it myself. >:(Quote:
Originally Posted by Tayolynn
My wish was granted, however the personal housing turned out to be small shacks that were quite flammable and needs to be monitored by the minute or a bad pyro-ninja will come around and set it on fire, resulting in opening the shack plot to reopen.
I wish I could summon all the egi's at once to have my own mini party. -
09-27-2014, 07:50 AMDoom_Of_Shadow
Your Wishes Have Been Granted!
Female Dragoons are wearing thick sweaters, however they have been complaining that the sweaters are cheap and feel itchy and have asked for refunds.
Tayolynn is having her own mini party, but the egi's notice female Dragoons wearing sweaters and have left the party to buy sweaters for themselves.
I wish I could have a pet Chocobo-Moogle Hybrid that excels in the Drunken Boxing Martial Art. -
09-27-2014, 08:50 AMCaptainLagbeard
You can have a Chocobo-Moogle Hybrid that does Drunken Boxing, but you need to spend all your Gil on ale for it.
I wish more people would pay attention to tanks... -
09-27-2014, 02:20 PMLasyraYour wish has been granted but through a cruel twist of fate each and every tank has become a real TANK! Driving around Eorzia, threatening the very existence of the World! Will the brave Warriors of Light answer the call to arms and save the day or will Chaos have it his way?Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainLagbeard
# I wish that from now on, everyone would only be able to talk/write through morse code! -... . -.-. .- ..- ... . / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . / .. ... / - .... . / -... . ... - / - .... .. -. --. / - .... . .-. . / .. ... -
09-27-2014, 05:38 PMLuccaNenehYour wish has been granted! However, gysahl greens yet has to be squeezed into wine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Doom_Of_Shadow
I wish for huge Fish Tank to throw in all my caught fishies! -
09-27-2014, 07:34 PMRetto-00Your wish was granted. Upon summoning all the egis you lose control over them and unable to send them back and you'll end up stuck in party forever while they chasing you want to beat you and you'll end up running away until you trip yourself and hit your head on a moogle's head and then suddenly wake up and realize it was a nightmare.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tayolynn
I wish Cid would create time machine and let me teleport back during the calamity so that I could see Bahamut. -
09-27-2014, 07:39 PMMisakiFushimiiiiYour wish has been granted! However, it takes longer time to discuss strategies with your team members in morse code, especially when you are using duty finder, you ends up only having 30mins to defeat the primal~Quote:
Originally Posted by Lasyra
I wish when the marriage system opens, they will allow me to have hundreds of wives~~~~~ -
09-27-2014, 07:41 PMMisakiFushimiiiiYour wish was granted! However, it takes longer time to discuss strategies with your team members in morse code, especially when you are using duty finder, you ends up only having 30mins to defeat the primal~Quote:
Originally Posted by Lasyra
I wish when the marriage system opens, they will allow me to have hundreds of wives~~~~~ -
09-27-2014, 08:31 PMWyrmlimionYour wish was granted, but its possible for one to have to many wives, many find it difficult to make one happy yet alone 100, find the one for you and she will be worth 100 wives!Quote:
Originally Posted by MisakiFushimiiii
I wish for one day more Final Fantasy Dimension crossovers so one day I may /hug Vivi from FFIX :)