I caused a duty finder nightmare for some poor healer this last week. Ported into 50/60 roulette as WAR with two FC mates as BRD and NIN, got Copperbell Mines HM. All three of us know how to speed run this dungeon, so I just went for it. Problem is... I have names off and was distracted by voice chat at the start of the dungeon, so I totally missed the message about the poor PUG White Mage being new to the dungeon (and being a sprout too... I'm so sorry...)
So I start off, pull the first pack and /wave the healer onto the elevator so we can skip the Coblyns. Charge past the next skippable pull without saying anything, then proceed to pull the hell out of everything on the walkways at sprint, leaving the healer scrambling to catch up (by this time, she must have already been like "WTF is going on"). First boss, I have an inkling that she's not up-to-date on what we're doing here, but I also was super tired and didn't want to explain every single thing in a less than 15 minute dungeon. So I dropped a waymarker where I wanted her to stay and just said "Don't move from there." To her credit, we cleared it in one go with only one death, but I'm sure that was a very hectic 1:30 seconds of flame and bomb AOEs... XD
We pull through to the second boss and I make the big mistake of not telling her not to touch the enemies in the room with the miners... Me and the two DPS go sailing past... She hits the enemies instead of running with us. D'oh! By the time I get back to her, she is hella dead, and now has to run back through all the enemies we left untouched on the first go-through. TvT (That went about as well as you might imagine.)
Took a while, but we made it to the second boss. Trying to explain this one is weird anyway, and I was hoping she'd have that innate fear of Bombs we should all have by this point, so I did the incredibly stupid thing and pulled without explaining. She was almost immediately killed by accidentally standing in one of the Bomb's AOEs. We wipe from lack of heals afterward, which all three of us in the voice chat agreed we deserved. I explained enough the second time and we went through just fine.
Finally, the final boss. At this point, I can only assume this healer is silently stewing in a deep-seated rage and hatred for me, confused beyond measure and maybe like all of two clicks from trying to kick me for forcing a speed run and getting her killed so many times... So what do I do? I pull the final boss without explaining anything, that's what I do! (To be honest, at this point I was so amused by our repeated silly failures that I was almost committed to sailing that ship straight into the impending iceberg.)
You can guess what happened! Yes, we wiped. The healer did not know the adds cannot be tanked and ran them away from the DPS and myself. The DPS were lazy about feeding the worm, which the healer clearly did not know how to do... Another well-deserved wipe.
All in all, it took us longer to clear than if I had pulled everything one pack at a time, and I don't think the WHM had any better idea of how to speed run that dungeon at the end than she did at the beginning.
But somehow, after all of that, she comm'd me. The guilt I feel to this moment is haunting.
