Here's mine from today. Working on my atma book and I need to run WP. I think "OK, I've run this plenty of time, I'm sure most people are experienced with this". Get in and see a decked WAR with his helm glamoured as a santa hat. "OK, a good tank but easy going, right?" Look at the DPS, 2 NINs, both with a lot less health than me. The new player message pops up. I think "OK, as long as we don't try to rush this, things will work out".
And then the WAR proceeds to pull from the start to about 2/3s of the way to the 1st boss. "He does realize the 2 NINs aren't overgeared for here and I'm a SCH, I can't Holy spam, right?" We clear the 1st group although a bit slow. "He should see the group is not set up for an SR". He proceeds to pull to the boss door, avoiding the chest and I think "OK, it won't be a smooth run but it will be manageable. Wait, where are the NINs..." and look on the minimap to see they went for the chest. So here we are, me and the WAR at the boss door with a group, and the NINs coming to join us with a bunch of beetles in tow.
We get through that mess and the boss, the WAR must now see we don't have the damage numbers for big pulls, right? He opens the door and proceeds to pull everything to the 2 rusted switches. "OK, he must really want me to work for this". Clear the trash, oil the switches, and we're through the door. We proceed up the stairs, past the switch, to the railing, he tomahawks the enemies at the lower level and even grabs the enemies on the right hallway of the upper section that everyone skips. "Did I insult him in a past life or something?" We're chipping away at the enemies, but not fast enough, and the big tonberry catches up to us. He does try to move the mobs and we wipe. "He must now see we have to take it a bit slower, right?" We regroup and he pulls to the same spot, but this time not grabbing the mobs on the right. "Well I guess that IS slower".
We eventually make it though to the final boss and I think "OK, with how well the WAR and I are geared, we really don't need to worry about the adds." The battle starts, I get my DOTs on the king, the adds start to pop and "Wait, where are the NINs..." Both NINs are split up, taking out the adds. Great, they don't know about Everyone's Grudge. The WAR finally tells them to focus on the boss. At this point, 1 of them had aggroed a slasher. He's dead, the other NIN is down as well, and due to my healing aggro, I get torn up by Scourge of Nym.
I revive and rush back to prep for Round 2, but the WAR is able to survive with a tank LB and finishes off the king. I thankfully get credit even though I'm outside of the boss room. I come in and rez 1 of the NINs (they both stayed on the ground and watched the fight), while the other revived back at the start. The WAR then complains about carrying the group before taking off.
