And the fact is, it's not even that you care. You just want to call me a hypocrite to diminish what I'm saying, you don't give an actual damn about hyperbole being bad (if you did, you'd join me in calling people not named Ren out for it, which you do not), nor have any of you correctly identified its use on my part. It's pure vindictiveness, not anything else, and destructive to actual conversation. If you really feel hyperbole is bad, call everyone out for it, not just Ren. If you don't think it's bad, then don't call it out. Otherwise you're holding a double standard. "But so are you, Ren!", except I'm not, because as noted, what I've used isn't hyperbole. :eyeroll
When I talk about people attacking me, this is the kind of thing I'm talking about. "Let's try to catch Ren breaking his hyperbole rule!" "Will that prove him wrong?" "Well, no, but we can call him names like hypocrite and pretend like everything he says can be ignored now!" "But...weren't we doing that anyway?" "Yes, but it will surely really annoy him!"