FINAL FANTASY XIV Grant A Wish Contest Entries Thread

Granted but they all are moogle exclusive kupo and the great moogle king stands over your bed each night watching you and kupoing till you offer them back at a moogle shrine.

I wish I was a moogle Kupo!

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Originally Posted by TigleUpendi

Granted but they all are moogle exclusive kupo and the great moogle king stands over your bed each night watching you and kupoing till you offer them back at a moogle shrine.

I wish I was a moogle Kupo!

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Granted, only now you live in Thornmarch with the sole purpose of being beaten up for your Mogstaff.

I wish that all Bards
Instead of singing for me
Would buff in haikus.

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Originally Posted by Crysten

Granted, only now you live in Thornmarch with the sole purpose of being beaten up for your Mogstaff.

I wish that all Bards
Instead of singing for me
Would buff in haikus.

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I shall hereby grant your wish, but be afraid, as the magic song will disappear, and will leave you nothing but words, rendering your life monotone and colorless, not able to listen to any song during your adventure.

I wish my Chocobo would transform in an Axe, so to bring justice with his feathery and fiery might!

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Originally Posted by Renshi

I shall hereby grant your wish, but be afraid, as the magic song will disappear, and will leave you nothing but words, rendering your life monotone and colorless, not able to listen to any song during your adventure.

I wish my Chocobo would transform in an Axe, so to bring justice with his feathery and fiery might!

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Wish granted! But oh no! your axe now poops little chocobo poops that fly in your face with every swing :-(

Despite your misfortune, I wish me and the Ixali could have a bonfire and cook marshmellows together!

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Originally Posted by Deifact

Wish granted! But oh no! your axe now poops little chocobo poops that fly in your face with every swing :-(

Despite your misfortune, I wish me and the Ixali could have a bonfire and cook marshmellows together!

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Granted - however you soon regret your wish after being skewered through your inner thighs on the end of a large spit. Panicking, you take in your surroundings to make sense of what's happening.
You spy two big balls of white fluff on either side of the crude skewer keeping you fixed in place.

Oh no! You're cooking marshmallows over a bonfire with an Ixali and you're the main course! Bon bon appetit!

I wish for my burly Chocobo, Darwin to find romance in a charming choco-lady ~ <3

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Originally Posted by Deifact

Wish granted! But oh no! your axe now poops little chocobo poops that fly in your face with every swing :-(

Despite your misfortune, I wish me and the Ixali could have a bonfire and cook marshmellows together!

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Granted, but the Ixali decide to throw you on the bonfire to see what all those magiked prisms you got from Hyrsmill do in the fire at once.

I wish I could ride Odin's horse Sleipnir, insted of my Goobbue.

I wish I had ifrits bow!

Granted - Unfortunatly due to mechanical issues it blows up in your face and leaves you sad and broken as it lies in tiny pieces around your feet... Epic fail

Wish - I'd like to have Earl Grey in the peaceful throngs of Gridinia with the GM team ~

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Originally Posted by Fadigre

Granted - however you soon regret your wish after being skewered through your inner thighs on the end of a large spit. Panicking, you take in your surroundings to make sense of what's happening.
You spy two big balls of white fluff on either side of the crude skewer keeping you fixed in place.

Oh no! You're cooking marshmallows over a bonfire with an Ixali and you're the main course! Bon bon appetit!

I wish for my burly Chocobo, Darwin to find romance in a charming choco-lady ~ <3

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OMG THOSE AREN4T MARSHMALLOWS!!! THEY'RE SNURBLES!!

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Originally Posted by Lollerblades

Granted - Unfortunatly due to mechanical issues it blows up in your face and leaves you sad and broken as it lies in tiny pieces around your feet... Epic fail

Wish - I'd like to have Earl Grey in the peaceful throngs of Gridinia with the GM team ~

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Granted! But as you sit, sipping your tea, the sky turns dark, and the air cold... All of a gateway to the interdimensional rift opens, and you are whisked away to the eternal struggle of dissidia. Now you're cursed to battle for eternity, and never remember that quite afternoon of tea and friendly chat with the GMs!

I wish that I could serve my lord and master - Good King Moggle Mog XII and look after his Kupo nuts while he squashes adventurers!

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Originally Posted by Odek

I wish that I could serve my lord and master - Good King Moggle Mog XII and look after his Kupo nuts while he squashes adventurers!

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Granted... but The Twelve do not look upon this servitude to Good King Moggle Mog XII in kindness, and as fitting punishment they turn you into a Marmot. With your transformation and sudden addiction to Kupo Nuts you decide to betray your master and steal the King's stash, scurrying off into The Black Shroud. Alas, after a few days you are eaten by a slathering Malboro called Cassie....

I wish to join the Garlean Empire and crush all that stand in my way!!

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Originally Posted by Shika

I wish to join the Garlean Empire and crush all that stand in my way!!

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Granted - Only not in the way you hoped. Instead you are forced to crush all insects that stand in your way with nothing but your bare feet and then serve the mashed insects as a tasty treat to the Empire's pet Giant Crab which senses the smell of crushed insects on your feet and slices them off in one clamp of its claw.

I wish I had a weapon in the shape of a giant swordfish.

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Originally Posted by Haseomisaki

I wish I had a weapon in the shape of a giant swordfish.

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Granted. However, it turns out it IS a Giant swordfish D: and you accidently saw off your own hand!

I wish for a character that is a mix between two of the races!

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Originally Posted by Nixius

Granted. However, it turns out it IS a Giant swordfish D: and you accidently saw off your own hand!

I wish for a character that is a mix between two of the races!

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Granted, you turn into a cross between goblin and an ixali, only there are no masks that will fit to cover your horrendous face :/ You are forced to live in the caves of Thanalan, forever alone.

I wish for my own grand company with the power to defeat the Garlean Empire!

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Originally Posted by Rakshi

Granted, you turn into a cross between goblin and an ixali, only there are no masks that will fit to cover your horrendous face :/ You are forced to live in the caves of Thanalan, forever alone.

I wish for my own grand company with the power to defeat the Garlean Empire!

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Granted. But the only thing that can defeat the garlean empire is compete and utter destruction. Your grand company just obliterated Eorzea.

I wish those cute...and viciously dangerous Mandragoras would make an appearance in Eorzea!

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Originally Posted by Rakshi

I wish for my own grand company with the power to defeat the Garlean Empire!

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Granted! You have now formed your own grand company with the power to control Dalmud and thus have the power to crush the garlean empire. The Garleans surrender to your impressive might and join under your banners. Congratulations! You now sit on the Garlean throne as the new emperor but everyone hates you and a hundred thousand adventurers are coming for your head! You have become the very thing you set out to destroy!


I wish I had a golden chocobo that could fly!

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Originally Posted by GusMorgan

I wish I had a golden chocobo that could fly!

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Wish granted. Unfortunately you fall off your chocobo right after it takes off because you forgot to wear your seatbelt and you never see her again.

I wish for an ultimate materia melder which gives me 100% success rate on all melds.

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Originally Posted by GusMorgan

Granted! You have now formed your own grand company with the power to control Dalmud and thus have the power to crush the garlean empire. The Garleans surrender to your impressive might and join under your banners. Congratulations! You now sit on the Garlean throne as the new emperor but everyone hates you and a hundred thousand adventurers are coming for your head! You have become the very thing you set out to destroy!

I wish I had a golden chocobo that could fly!

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Granted! Just Level up Culinarian and Armorer , use some gold ores on him and mount with him on an airship.

I wish that dalamud is where all /snowball from last winter are stored claiming vengeance!

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Originally Posted by FreyaBurmecia

Wish granted. Unfortunately you fall off your chocobo right after it takes off because you forgot to wear your seatbelt and you never see her again.

I wish for an ultimate materia melder which gives me 100% success rate on all melds.

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Granted, however the melder never stops melding and picks materia randomly resulting in your THM gear fully melded with STR materia.

I wish i could be a Blue Mage.

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Originally Posted by IlSire

Granted, however the melder never stops melding and picks materia randomly resulting in your THM gear fully melded with STR materia.

I wish i could be a Blue Mage.

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Originally Posted by IlSire

Granted, however the melder never stops melding and picks materia randomly resulting in your THM gear fully melded with STR materia.

I wish i could be a Blue Mage.

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Granted , u thinked that u could be like XI or V Blue mage but the u wake u are called Kimahri Ronso you want to protect Yuna and no ones wants to play with u.

I wish to mount a fart propelled dodo.

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Originally Posted by IlSire

Granted, however the melder never stops melding and picks materia randomly resulting in your THM gear fully melded with STR materia.

I wish i could be a Blue Mage.

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Granted! It's morning and the birds are chirping outside. The sun shines through the window, right into your eyes. You wake up, stretch and get out of bed. As you open the doors of your wardrobe and see the collection of gear you've stored in there, you start to think... "It's been a while since I've practiced my magic skills, so i'll be training my Conjury skills for today!". You grab your robe from the wardrobe and get dressed. As you look in the mirror, you see a reflection of you in your newly aquired Blue Linen Robe of the Mind. You think to yourself "Boy, do i look fabulous in blue!" as you walk out your room at the Caline Canopy, on your way to get some Treespeak Guildleve's.

I wish i could catch an Opo-Opo and train it to be my trusty companion in battle.

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I wish i could catch an Opo-Opo and train it to be my trusty companion in battle.

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You beat an Opo-opo to near death, though decide to spare its life. Offering it respite and succor, it begins to liken itself to your personality and wisdom.
Eventually, you understand each other well enough to train together as sparring partners, and decided after some time to test your mettle in battle against other monsters.
While wandering around the Shroud, you approach a group of Opo Opos who appear to be familiar with your friend, who turns around and joins them in beating you down.
You wake up still in the shroud, with almost all of your inventory taken from you.
Unsure of what happened, you equip yourself with your weathered clothes that you first visited Eorzea with, and walk towards Gridanian boarders. Thus, your adventure begins anew.

I wish I could wear one of the Wood Wailer's masks...

Granted, however to obtain the mask you had to do a serious of quests for Nicoliaux, despite being a prankster you beleive you have earned his trust enough for him to not prank you. You soon realise this was a mistake as once you try to take the mask off you discover you have been pranked after all and that in actual fact you are glued to the mask. Try as you might the mask wont budge, which angers you because you just got a Darklight Helm after many failed attempts in the past. Heartbroken, you watch as it drops from your loot list. Its only then that your tears loosen the glue enough for the mask to fall off. Searching the area for the Darklight Helm you fail to find it on the ground anywhere until you notice in the distance the Helm hanging from a Goblins backpack as he disappears over the Horizon.

I wish I could ride the Great Buffalo

Granted, however the Great Buffalo is a rugged beast and ignores your commands. After accidentally wiping your party with his footsteps, he leads you into the darkest depths of Mor Dhona only to abandon you surrounded by hungry Rainbow Basilisks...

I wish I could become the King of the Pirates!

Granted! However upon your promotion to Pirate King, you drink copious amounts rum in celebration. Then, in your horribly intoxicated state, you stagger across the deck of your ship and accidentally walk the plank! You awake in the morning, washed up on the sands of Ale Port, to see your trusty vessel sailing away in the distance captained by your first mate.

Arrrr! blasted rum!

I wish I could have early access to 2.0 (even before beta!)

Wish Granted!

But since you are the only one in 2.0, the only thing you can do is craft. After days and days of crafting, all the NPC's run out of materials, and the only thing left for you to do, is rest at your inn. After some time, SE release version 2.1, and you are abandoned in 2.0 forever.

I wish I could meet Yoshida-san in game!

Granted, unfortunately Yoshida's avatar took the form of your worst nightmare, you begin to run, and he chases you down in an attempt to introduce himself which scared you from ever playing the game again.

I wish I could be a miqo'te-lalafell hybrid, small with cat features. :D

Wish Granted!!

You become Garfield!

I wish I could have an Epoch! (Yeah, the one from Chrono Trigger)

granted! but with increases of fuel prices it would cost too much and you could not use it
I wish i could get married, have a children and a beautiful house, I'm tired of sleeping in a ul'dah hovel

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Originally Posted by YUGON

Wish Granted!!

You become Garfield!

I wish I could have an Epoch! (Yeah, the one from Chrono Trigger)

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Originally Posted by Galliano

Granted! However upon your promotion to Pirate King, you drink copious amounts rum in celebration. Then, in your horribly intoxicated state, you stagger across the deck of your ship and accidentally walk the plank! You awake in the morning, washed up on the sands of Ale Port, to see your trusty vessel sailing away in the distance captained by your first mate.

Arrrr! blasted rum!

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But I ate a Devil Fruit! I can't swim... o.o who saved me?

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Originally Posted by Serpico

I wish i could get married, have a children and a beautiful house, I'm tired of sleeping in a ul'dah hovel

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Granted! You and your family build a magnificent house on a well protected plateau! You live a peaceful life, even with the current Garlean invasion.

I wish I could grant everyone's wishes!

Granted! But then one day one person really close to you will just wish that you stop to grant wishes and you gonna lose your fame :P

I wish i could stop to waste time speaking with Louisoix after each Garuda kill !!!!

Granted! But the now lonly and bored Louisoix has to much time and figures out how to seal all primea, putting an end to your victories over them all toghter and becomes the hero of erozea in your stead!

I wish I could raise my fallen foes so they be thankfull and join my cause!

Granted! Sadly your raise skill wasn't exactly high enough so you only brought them back as zombies and they turned against you! *BRAINS!*

Wish i could make Prishe appear and save eorzea!

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Originally Posted by neminis

Granted! Sadly your raise skill wasn't exactly high enough so you only brought them back as zombies and they turned against you! *BRAINS!*

Wish i could make Prishe appear and save eorzea!

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Grated - Prishe appears and proceeds to save Eorzea from the impending crisis with...
Low low prices!
Down at Prishe’s Eorzean discount emporium you can always find a bargain, be it [Breads and Rice] or a new heavy duty rising hammer! Whatever your needs, Prishe has got it at the right price!
Buy, sell, trade your way through modern Eorzean society the way it was supposed to be done!
Don’t hesitate, drop in today and save yourself a killing!

Me? Well... I wish for a new king-sized bed to rest my exhausted body and soul – and maybe a charming Miqo’s, too ~

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Originally Posted by Fadigre

Me? Well... I wish for a new king-sized bed to rest my exhausted body and soul – and maybe a charming Miqo’s, too ~

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Your Wish is Granted.
Your king sized bed is made of gravel and brimstone! Just what you need for a good night's sleep.
Along with your bed, you get a rather charming Miqo'te who has heard about all of your adventures!
... Except she's a Manthra!

I wish Yoshi P was in command of FFXIV from the start... Alpha/Beta were terrible!

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Originally Posted by Fadigre

Me? Well... I wish for a new king-sized bed to rest my exhausted body and soul – and maybe a charming Miqo’s, too ~

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Granted! Ul'dahn loan sharks offer to help you buy the biggest, most extravagant bed in the land, and it isn't long before you lure a young and innocent Mi'qote in "trying" it (it IS a one-of-a-kind bed after all). All is well for a time, but soon you realize you failed to read the teeny-tiny lines on the loan contract, and you find yourself utterly ruined through outrageous interest rate. You are woken up one morning by two enormous Roegayn who procede to throw you out of the superbed and take it to be brought to auctions.
It just so happens that a dodo flu is raging in town at this time (god I hate those disgusting birds), so attendance at the auction house is exceptionnaly low. That male Elezen you hate (you know the man, we all have one), who is always super-handsome and immune to disease (of course, duh), walks by and buys the bed for 100 gil, before taking off with the Mi'qote who implores you not to hate her, but you know that bed is UNIQUE for the Twelve's sake.

Sigh... I wish I could be more optimistic in my story-telling.

Granted! your Story-Telling is awesome.. but your culinary Recipes are not, you should work better on them or no one will last enough to listen your story anymore!....

i wish to have some pet jobs! :o

Granted! You wake up one morning to find yourself dressed in Summoners attire; a ravishing bikini, cape and ofcourse a lovely horn to stick on your head. However, to your peril you realise the only pet you are able to summon is a human baby. Pretty useless in the land of Eorzea, but it does have a somewhat painful bite...

I wish for an in-game walking stick, my lalafell is not as young as she used to be.

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Originally Posted by Socks

Granted! I wish for an in-game walking stick, my lalafell is not as young as she used to be.

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Granted - However when you use it the stick does as its name suggests and walks off leaving you falling face first in Aldgoat dung.

I wish for a wish that will wish for wishes that wish wishes would be wishfully good.

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Originally Posted by Haseomisaki

Granted - However when you use it the stick does as its name suggests and walks off leaving you falling face first in Aldgoat dung.

I wish for a wish that will wish for wishes that wish wishes would be wishfully good.

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Granted! - All the wishes that were wished by the wish that wished all wishes be wishfully good have resulted in the mother of all wishes which will win this competition;

I wish for an amusement park à la; The Golden Saucer/Serendipity to be introduced to Final Fantasy XIV with; realtime player controlled Chocobo Racing, a battle arena with appearances of previous FF bad guys and NMs, gambling for Gil and a new card collecting/battling game (ingame not like FFXI please).