Granted... but The Twelve do not look upon this servitude to Good King Moggle Mog XII in kindness, and as fitting punishment they turn you into a Marmot. With your transformation and sudden addiction to Kupo Nuts you decide to betray your master and steal the King's stash, scurrying off into The Black Shroud. Alas, after a few days you are eaten by a slathering Malboro called Cassie....Quote:
Originally Posted by Odek
I wish to join the Garlean Empire and crush all that stand in my way!!
FINAL FANTASY XIV Grant A Wish Contest Entries Thread
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05-03-2012, 04:07 AMShika
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05-03-2012, 04:15 AMHaseomisakiGranted - Only not in the way you hoped. Instead you are forced to crush all insects that stand in your way with nothing but your bare feet and then serve the mashed insects as a tasty treat to the Empire's pet Giant Crab which senses the smell of crushed insects on your feet and slices them off in one clamp of its claw.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shika
I wish I had a weapon in the shape of a giant swordfish. -
05-03-2012, 04:33 AMNixiusGranted. However, it turns out it IS a Giant swordfish D: and you accidently saw off your own hand!Quote:
Originally Posted by Haseomisaki
I wish for a character that is a mix between two of the races! -
05-03-2012, 05:38 AMRakshiGranted, you turn into a cross between goblin and an ixali, only there are no masks that will fit to cover your horrendous face :/ You are forced to live in the caves of Thanalan, forever alone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nixius
I wish for my own grand company with the power to defeat the Garlean Empire! -
05-03-2012, 06:46 AMtekkaGranted. But the only thing that can defeat the garlean empire is compete and utter destruction. Your grand company just obliterated Eorzea.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rakshi
I wish those cute...and viciously dangerous Mandragoras would make an appearance in Eorzea! -
05-03-2012, 06:48 AMGusMorganQuote:
Originally Posted by Rakshi
Granted! You have now formed your own grand company with the power to control Dalmud and thus have the power to crush the garlean empire. The Garleans surrender to your impressive might and join under your banners. Congratulations! You now sit on the Garlean throne as the new emperor but everyone hates you and a hundred thousand adventurers are coming for your head! You have become the very thing you set out to destroy!
I wish I had a golden chocobo that could fly! -
05-03-2012, 07:02 AMFreyaBurmeciaWish granted. Unfortunately you fall off your chocobo right after it takes off because you forgot to wear your seatbelt and you never see her again.Quote:
Originally Posted by GusMorgan
I wish for an ultimate materia melder which gives me 100% success rate on all melds. -
05-03-2012, 07:03 AMZottanGranted! Just Level up Culinarian and Armorer , use some gold ores on him and mount with him on an airship.Quote:
Originally Posted by GusMorgan
I wish that dalamud is where all /snowball from last winter are stored claiming vengeance! -
05-03-2012, 07:06 AMIlSireGranted, however the melder never stops melding and picks materia randomly resulting in your THM gear fully melded with STR materia.Quote:
Originally Posted by FreyaBurmecia
I wish i could be a Blue Mage. -
05-03-2012, 07:13 AMZottanQuote:
Originally Posted by IlSire
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Originally Posted by IlSire
Granted , u thinked that u could be like XI or V Blue mage but the u wake u are called Kimahri Ronso you want to protect Yuna and no ones wants to play with u.
I wish to mount a fart propelled dodo.