FINAL FANTASY XIV Grant A Wish Contest Entries Thread

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Originally Posted by Chimaira

Granted! you can use the Melancholy Mogfork to eat the Oboron Stew, but the "kupò" sound when you hit the food, make u crazy, so you lose your mind, and you want to eat more and more because you cant leve the "kupò" alone!

I wish no one grant my wishes and say "granted" in the next reply thanks

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Granted. No wish for you.

I wish I could go out on a hot date with Chief Admiral Merlwyb.

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Originally Posted by Falcus

Granted. No wish for you.

I wish I could go out on a hot date with Chief Admiral Merlwyb.

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Granted.
As the date draws to a close, you sneakly lean in for a kiss.
Then you feel the cold, hard metal of her gun jutting against your nose.
You hear a clicking nose....then...
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...SKOOSH!

Water flies right up your nose!
Your 'hot' date was getting a bit too hot for her, always carry a water pistol for such occasions!

The poster above me is such an incredible hyur that she refused to ask for a wish and ceded the opportunity to the children of Ul'dah's orphanage, "Oasis"!... (or not, and she forgot to ask for one after the mini-romatic comedy, lol.) Good for you, Paru. Anyhow, the children wished for a pet diremites because according to them there was not much to do. So, GRANTED! I brought in Sargas, Antares and Shaula to play with them!... Didn't turn out to be a good idea.

Now, I wish to have the device that controls the moon Dalamud delivered to my inn room tomorrow!

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Originally Posted by BloodPact

The poster above me is such an incredible hyur that she refused to ask for a wish and ceded the opportunity to the children of Ul'dah's orphanage, "Oasis"!... (or not, and she forgot to ask for one after the mini-romatic comedy, lol.) Good for you, Paru. Anyhow, the children wished for a pet diremites because according to them there was not much to do. So, GRANTED! I brought in Sargas, Antares and Shaula to play with them!... Didn't turn out to be a good idea.

Now, I wish to have the device that controls the moon Dalamud delivered to my inn room tomorrow!

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^^^ granted problem is i grant you the device to control Dalamud but its so strong it actually pulls it to your Inn room in Uldah tonight Hence the maintanace it also BROKE uldahs inns for good so now nobody has inns in uldah forcing people to move to other citys, i hope your proud of yourself!!

for my wish i wish these forums were not so full of junk and trolling... lol

Here I come to grant your dream
With Eorzea's magic or so it would seem
With Garuda's wings and Ifrit's Toe
This is how wish giving should go.
But to clear this place up of misdeed and clutter
Would make me swear and curse and mutter
So really little lady I don't give much of a hoot
Just hold your breath til the 2.0 reboot!

This half-assed wish doesn't come cheap either like all things in life there is a price. Linny my retainer would like 200,000 gil (there's this new scarf of wondrous wit she saw at the Golden Bazzaar that's to die for). Her friend retainer Robynhood has one and she's got a touch of the oul jealousy. All good cheques can be paid in at Uncle Pokey's Archery Emporium. Second Stall Uldah main market. Your number one stop for all things pointy! Or she can have some orange juice, she likes that too though not as much as gil.

Granted! Your retainer reaps in 200,000 gil from a single sale and can finally afford that scarf of wondrous wit!

Unfortunately the drawing near of Dalamud has brought forth more horrid disasters that anyone thought possible! An increase in the cost of luxury items as people try to enjoy life as much as possible in fear that red moon will strip it from them!

The Scarf of Wondrous Wit now costs an unfortunate 200,000,000!!!

I wish that I could wear as much jewellery as Yoshi-P! Oh think of the stat bonuses you could attain!

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Originally Posted by Junpei

I wish that I could wear as much jewellery as Yoshi-P! Oh think of the stat bonuses you could attain!

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Granted! Alas you are now so weighed down by your new accessories that when brigands approach to rob you of your new jewellery the ponderous weight renders you unable to swing your weapon! You lose all your new accessories and consciousness for several hours.

I wish I could meet a friendly morbol, so I could watch it hi-five 20 all my lalafell friends at once

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Originally Posted by Paru_Hachifusa

Granted.
As the date draws to a close, you sneakly lean in for a kiss.
Then you feel the cold, hard metal of her gun jutting against your nose.
You hear a clicking nose....then...
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...SKOOSH!

Water flies right up your nose!
Your 'hot' date was getting a bit too hot for her, always carry a water pistol for such occasions!

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She didn't shoot me with a real gun... This MUST mean I have a chance for a second date! :D <3
I'll make sure to carry a water gun at all times from this point onwards!

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Originally Posted by KiraHime

Granted! Alas you are now so weighed down by your new accessories that when brigands approach to rob you of your new jewellery the ponderous weight renders you unable to swing your weapon! You lose all your new accessories and consciousness for several hours.

I wish I could meet a friendly morbol, so I could watch it hi-five 20 all my lalafell friends at once

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As wished for, a friendly morbol appears coquettishly and makes his way over to you for a chat. Around the corner runs your 20 lalafell friends clapping and cheering, ready to befriend your new companion. The morbol's shyness kicks in and in blind panic, flees a crowd of what it believes to be hunters, as fast as his many tentacles will carry him.

I wish that could build a boat, to take my friends and me out on a deep sea fishing trip in the Sea of Jade.

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Originally Posted by Lardinho

As wished for, a friendly morbol appears coquettishly and makes his way over to you for a chat. Around the corner runs your 20 lalafell friends clapping and cheering, ready to befriend your new companion. The morbol's shyness kicks in and in blind panic, flees a crowd of what it believes to be hunters, as fast as his many tentacles will carry him.

I wish that could build a boat, to take my friends and me out on a deep sea fishing trip in the Sea of Jade.

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Granted: You build a boat of considerable size and round up all your friends, you set sail but shortly out at sea you realise you made your boat from paper and its sinking into the sea. As your boat sinks lower a group of hungry sahagins appear and your friends throw you to them while they swim to shore.

I wish I was the most powerful dragoon in all the land

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Originally Posted by Elspeth

Granted: You build a boat of considerable size and round up all your friends, you set sail but shortly out at sea you realise you made your boat from paper and its sinking into the sea. As your boat sinks lower a group of hungry sahagins appear and your friends throw you to them while they swim to shore.

I wish I was the most powerful dragoon in all the land

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Granted!
You become the most powerful dragoon in all the land! Unluckily for you "the most powerful dragoon in all the seas" (yes readers there really is such an individual) takes a disliking to this haughty landlubber and shows you once and for all who really is the most powerful... (oh I can't look! Who is going to clean up all that gore!?) and celebrates his victory by perfoming a cheery sea shanty on your eviscerated remains. Yar?

I wish I had something to wear that goes with that lovely prize.

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Originally Posted by Roj

Granted!
You become the most powerful dragoon in all the land! Unluckily for you "the most powerful dragoon in all the seas" (yes readers there really is such an individual) takes a disliking to this haughty landlubber and shows you once and for all who really is the most powerful... (oh I can't look! Who is going to clean up all that gore!?) and celebrates his victory by perfoming a cheery sea shanty on your eviscerated remains. Yar?

I wish I had something to wear that goes with that lovely prize.

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Granted. So you need something in black with a gold trim? Here is your coffin madam its a perfect fit! You will be needing it sooner than you think..........

I wish I was a catfish.

Granted. Shortly after, you were caught by a Barnacled Lardinho Carbuncle, fishing in ragged clothes on a beach along the Mazlava shoreline. He keeps you alive by a series of magick experiments that adapt you to live out of water without harm, but the side effects are that you ironically become quite feline in both behaviour and form... with a diet of mostly fish.

I wish I could jump as high as an airship.

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Originally Posted by Lardinho

Granted. Shortly after, you were caught by a Barnacled Lardinho Carbuncle, fishing in ragged clothes on a beach along the Mazlava shoreline. He keeps you alive by a series of magick experiments that adapt you to live out of water without harm, but the side effects are that you ironically become quite feline in both behaviour and form... with a diet of mostly fish.

I wish I could jump as high as an airship.

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Granted! Sadly your first airship high jump ends in tragedy, as you reach your apex you realise you forgot to wish to be able to land from a great height without harm, if only you had packed a parachute. Splat!

I wish I could win that damn prize
That scarf its just the right size
This is fashion you see
Where its all about "me"
And besides it really goes with my eyes.

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I wish I could win that damn prize
That scarf its just the right size
This is fashion you see
Where its all about "me"
And besides it really goes with my eyes.

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Not Granted....

The Scarf is mine..... Muhuhahahaha....
then you wake up and was a vivid Dream on your Inn house you fall from bed and a soon you stan up you check you inventory to see you realy have it.......

I wish i could have done my own Double meld Sentinel Body armor on the first try... wish me luck...

Granted! Double meld done! oh no... you melded the wrong stats onto your body armour....

I wish everyone enjoys their day in FF, Masumane server opens up for transfer/ new characters :)

Granted! However the server becomes so populated you end up in a queue to enter the game, punch your screen in rage and have to wait 4 weeks for a new one during which 2 major content patches are released and everyone is done with them before you get on!

I wish I could run around in subligar with no top on my male character with a /pecflex emote.

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Originally Posted by Wade

Granted! However the server becomes so populated you end up in a queue to enter the game, punch your screen in rage and have to wait 4 weeks for a new one during which 2 major content patches are released and everyone is done with them before you get on!

I wish I could run around in subligar with no top on my male character with a /pecflex emote.

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Granted flex pecs
subligar only
inn room.

I wish my chocobo could fly. (ok its his wish, but he cant type)

We would like to thank everyone for their fantastic submissions! The entry period has come to an end and the thread has been locked. The Community Team is checking all of your great entries and we will be announcing the winners on Wednesday, May 16th 2012 10:00 GMT. May the best entry win!