[Shadowbringers Edition] Grant a wish, Corrupt a wish

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Originally Posted by TheMightyMollusk

Granted, but the cards now require the use of actual card items that take up inventory space, do not stack, and have to be won from NPCs in Triple Triad matches.

I wish Viera could wear hats.

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Granted, but their ears disappear completely, so they don't really look special.

I wish items at Mog Station would be less expensive.

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Originally Posted by Sousui_

Granted, but their ears disappear completely, so they don't really look special.

I wish items at Mog Station would be less expensive.

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Granted, Mog station prices will decrease 30%, but now you have to pay 50% more for your regular sub.

I wish there was an oshaberi doubutsu minion ingame.

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Originally Posted by Zazay

Granted, Mog station prices will decrease 30%, but now you have to pay 50% more for your regular sub.

I wish there was an oshaberi doubutsu minion ingame.

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Granted, it only comes from a code that only comes with a toy you have to buy on the Mog station, and only for one character.

I wish for a turtle pond for my in-game house.

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Originally Posted by TheMightyMollusk

Granted, it only comes from a code that only comes with a toy you have to buy on the Mog station, and only for one character.

I wish for a turtle pond for my in-game house.

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Granted. But it comes with 3 naked miqo'te doing ERP inside your house.

I wish that you could select and dye certain parts of gear e.g. use blue dye on the Cape and white dye on the armor and not having everything one colour

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Originally Posted by SunAurel

Granted. But it comes with 3 naked miqo'te doing ERP inside your house.

I wish that you could select and dye certain parts of gear e.g. use blue dye on the Cape and white dye on the armor and not having everything one colour

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Granted, but it will only show on your client. Other players will still see a generally normalized, maniac-proof, SE-approved, family friendly colour palette.

I wish that SE would craft the main story a bit more maturely and memorably, like literature, instead of 'cheesy WoL solves everything by force and liberates all these poor people too weak to fend for themselves as a living Deus Ex Machina while off-handily killing off the main villain so a new one can be set-up for the next expansion".

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Originally Posted by Raqrie_Tohka

Granted, but it will only show on your client. Other players will still see a generally normalized, maniac-proof, SE-approved, family friendly colour palette.

I wish that SE would craft the main story a bit more maturely and memorably, like literature, instead of 'cheesy WoL solves everything by force and liberates all these poor people too weak to fend for themselves as a living Deus Ex Machina while off-handily killing off the main villain so a new one can be set-up for the next expansion".

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Granted, but now everything is written in Old English and the MSQ takes 500 hours to get through.

I wish I could discard the items my retainers bring back from the retainer menu instead of them having to go into my inventory first. I'm not paying you guys to go fish!

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Originally Posted by Ryphen

Granted, but now everything is written in Old English and the MSQ takes 500 hours to get through.

I wish I could discard the items my retainers bring back from the retainer menu instead of them having to go into my inventory first. I'm not paying you guys to go fish!

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Granted - but for every item you discard, the affected retainer will take a vacation day. You won't be able to send him to ventures in the meantime.

I wish Feo Ul would accompany us in our journey through the First.

Granted but you will be unable to talk to any other NPC or she'll get jealous and will kill you.

I wish I could fly in the ARR maps.

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Originally Posted by Zazay

Granted - but for every item you discard, the affected retainer will take a vacation day. You won't be able to send him to ventures in the meantime.

I wish Feo Ul would accompany us in our journey through the First.

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Granted but you have to type "Oh my most majestic Branch i require you to hereby speakth to yon troubled *insert npc name you need to talk to here, only by your wisdom can i sooth thine heart with mine most glamorous deeds, please i beg of you King Titania Feo Ul"

I wish we could add accessories like crowns to all our mounts

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Originally Posted by Crushnight

I wish we could add accessories like crowns to all our mounts

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Granted, but mount speed will decrease with every accessory added

I wish we could fly in ARR zones!

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Originally Posted by Lilseph

Granted but you will be unable to talk to any other NPC or she'll get jealous and will kill you.

I wish I could fly in the ARR maps.

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Granted but every map from HW gets shrunk to Ul'dah levels

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Originally Posted by Marivaldi

I wish we could fly in ARR zones!

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Granted, but before you do so you must attune yourself to 50+ different aether currents on each zone that randomly spawn and despawn. Their locations are also randomized.

I wish every single combat voice would be replaced by a bass boosted version of female Mi'qote's voice 5.

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Originally Posted by KarmaLad

Granted, but before you do so you must attune yourself to 50+ different aether currents on each zone that randomly spawn and despawn. Their locations are also randomized.

I wish every single combat voice would be replaced by a bass boosted version of female Mi'qote's voice 5.

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Granted, but it only comes out in one side of your headphone/speakers and sounds like it's from a distance 20 yalms behind you.


I wish we'd get more persistent emotes.

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Originally Posted by Valic

Granted, but it only comes out in one side of your headphone/speakers and sounds like it's from a distance 20 yalms behind you.


I wish we'd get more persistent emotes.

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Granted, but facial expressions located suspiciously close to your favorite emotes are absolutely horrifying and not only persistent, but permanent.

I wish the game had a more frequent server tick to allow for more precise timing checks, etc.

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Originally Posted by Shurrikhan

Granted, but facial expressions located suspiciously close to your favorite emotes are absolutely horrifying and not only persistent, but permanent.

I wish the game had a more frequent server tick to allow for more precise timing checks, etc.

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Granted, but now the game crashes every hour.

I wish there were interactive emotes with other players.

Granted, but SE becomes extra strict on what constitutes "questionable" use of gpose. Be very cautious.

I wish we could use combat actions and LBs in gpose without having to actually target something.

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Originally Posted by TheMightyMollusk

Granted, but SE becomes extra strict on what constitutes "questionable" use of gpose. Be very cautious.

I wish we could use combat actions and LBs in gpose without having to actually target something.

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Granted, but the normally-targeted mob gets jealous and invades the picture, covering folks' faces and generally being a nuisance.

I wish that the Crystal Exarch and Lyna were still available as Trust NPCs after completing 5.0 MSQs.

Granted, but the Exarch now is limited to being only a healer role who only has Aero 1 as a skill that he spams endlessly instead of healing. And Lyna has no abilities but only spams /dance emotes. ;)

I wish that Ala Mhigo was opened up as an actual open city instead of just a dungeon.

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Originally Posted by Enkidoh

Granted, but the Exarch now is limited to being only a healer role who only has Aero 1 as a skill that he spams endlessly instead of healing. And Lyna has no abilities but only spams /dance emotes. ;)

I wish that Ala Mhigo was opened up as an actual open city instead of just a dungeon.

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Granted, but it's small, closed instance for only the player to see and you need to donate to it weekly to rebuild it like the Doman Enclave.

I wish the Buduga finally get to capture Hien @.@

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Originally Posted by Valic

Granted, but it's small, closed instance for only the player to see and you need to donate to it weekly to rebuild it like the Doman Enclave.

I wish the Buduga finally get to capture Hien @.@

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Granted. But the details of what happens can only be found in a $50 dollar....adult comic...

I wish that we could glamour 1h whm and blm weapons over the 2h ones.

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Originally Posted by Brandedblade

Granted. But the details of what happens can only be found in a $50 dollar....adult comic...

I wish that we could glamour 1h whm and blm weapons over the 2h ones.

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Granted, but half your skills become unavailable when you do

I wish I could think of a wish.

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Originally Posted by 347SPECTRE

Granted, but half your skills become unavailable when you do

I wish I could think of a wish.

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granted but now you can't make the wish you thought of come true.

i wish we get to fight zenos and zodiark

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Originally Posted by CrimsonGunner

granted but now you can't make the wish you thought of come true.

i wish we get to fight zenos and zodiark

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Granted. You now fight Elidibhs who annihilates you by throwing the god damn moon at you.

I wish we had more FF Events from other games(I.e. FFI, II, IV and the like)

Granted, but they stop developing the MSQ just to create these events.

I wish we rejoin with the remaining WoLs to become a full-being.

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Originally Posted by Lilseph

Granted, but they stop developing the MSQ just to create these events.

I wish we rejoin with the remaining WoLs to become a full-being.

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Granted, you're now a fat cat.

I'm happy that we get the saxophone as a performance instrument in 5.1. Now I just wish they would add the bass as well.

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Originally Posted by Zazay

Granted, you're now a fat cat.

I'm happy that we get the saxophone as a performance instrument in 5.1. Now I just wish they would add the bass as well.

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granted but the bass sounds causes sever lags each time its used and will be played full deafening volumes without the ability to lower it.

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Originally Posted by HyperiusUltima

Granted. You now fight Elidibhs who annihilates you by throwing the god damn moon at you.

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continuing from my granted wish, can the moon elidibus throws at us include the red moon of dalamud.

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Originally Posted by CrimsonGunner

granted but the bass sounds causes sever lags each time its used and will be played full deafening volumes without the ability to lower it.



continuing from my granted wish, can the moon elidibus throws at us include the red moon of dalamud.

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Granted, but you survived by Hien throwing you a broken mirror and resummon a dead Tsukuyomi which is actually an old guy like Ramuh and saved everyone but you while you got flatten because you survived Eden's Galaxy Buster. (and got better after that)

I wish you would actually go up in space station and race against a certain black coat guy with a scar on its forehead to kill a cursed girl before he gets her, and send the station crashing into the moon (and Elidibus).

As a 24 man raid.

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Originally Posted by ReviaInfantry

Granted, but you survived by Hien throwing you a broken mirror and resummon a dead Tsukuyomi which is actually an old guy like Ramuh and saved everyone but you while you got flatten because you survived Eden's Galaxy Buster. (and got better after that)

I wish you would actually go up in space station and race against a certain black coat guy with a scar on its forehead to kill a cursed girl before he gets her, and send the station crashing into the moon (and Elidibus).

As a 24 man raid.

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Granted, but by doing so, you unleash Bahamut once again, and he's never been more lively than ever. Hydaelyn can't be saved this time by any means. Good job!

I wish the new light-themed launcher gets cancelled so we can keep the dark-themed one.

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Originally Posted by Zazay

I wish the new light-themed launcher gets cancelled so we can keep the dark-themed one.

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Granted, but they have to roll-back browser compatiability for it to work to require Internet Explorer 6 despite Microsoft leaving it on the curb years ago. Resulting in no one being able to login to the game due to errors.

I wish the Lionheart gunblade for GNB (it's AF weapon) was as big as how Thancred was depicted weilding it in the Shadowbringers opening and propaganda art, not the tiny little thing we actually got in the game.

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Originally Posted by Enkidoh

Granted, but they have to roll-back browser compatiability for it to work to require Internet Explorer 6 despite Microsoft leaving it on the curb years ago. Resulting in no one being able to login to the game due to errors.

I wish the Lionheart gunblade for GNB (it's AF weapon) was as big as how Thancred was depicted weilding it in the Shadowbringers opening and propaganda art, not the tiny little thing we actually got in the game.

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Granted, but it proves to be too unwieldy and it actually lowers your stats by half when equipped.

I wish Ruby Dragon wasn't such a pita to catch.

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Originally Posted by Ryphen

I wish Ruby Dragon wasn't such a pita to catch.

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Granted, but in a future patch they add a big fish that's mooched from Ruby Dragons (:

I wish for a date-like cutscene with the Crystal Exarch, similar to Dinner With Aymeric.

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Originally Posted by Sated

I wish for a date-like cutscene with the Crystal Exarch, similar to Dinner With Aymeric.

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Granted, but the date is cut short before any meaningful interaction takes place so he can return to the tower because he feels weak.

I wish it was easier to collect and match gear for glamours.

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Originally Posted by Coltvoyance

Granted, but the date is cut short before any meaningful interaction takes place so he can return to the tower because he feels weak.

I wish it was easier to collect and match gear for glamours.

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Granted, but all armor sets see a 500% increase in unnecessary belts and pouches.

I wish the Nier raids would come with weapons.

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Originally Posted by Bright-Flower

Granted, but all armor sets see a 500% increase in unnecessary belts and pouches.

I wish the Nier raids would come with weapons.

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Granted, but you need to buy them with tokens and you get one token from the raid each lockout and you need 25 for each weapon.

I wish we got more leve allowances each day.

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Originally Posted by Ryphen

Granted, but you need to buy them with tokens and you get one token from the raid each lockout and you need 25 for each weapon.

I wish we got more leve allowances each day.

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Granted, but you're now limited per week total on them.

I wish BLU could become a regular job and not a limited one this patch.

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Originally Posted by Valic

Granted, but you're now limited per week total on them.

I wish BLU could become a regular job and not a limited one this patch.

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Granted, but now no new healer job will come. Ever. Also, BLU's LB3 is a stronger version of self-destruct that wipes the whole party if it doesn't 1-shot the target.

I wish random strangers in DF would stop petting my character.

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Originally Posted by DumdogsWorld

Granted, but now no new healer job will come. Ever. Also, BLU's LB3 is a stronger version of self-destruct that wipes the whole party if it doesn't 1-shot the target.

I wish random strangers in DF would stop petting my character.

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Granted, but now they'll send ERP tells instead that include petting YOU irl.

I wish we would get a new healer >:V

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Originally Posted by Valic

Granted, but now they'll send ERP tells instead that include petting YOU irl.

I wish we would get a new healer >:V

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Granted but it comes without insta-heals and you can't party heal either.

I wish the Makai handgun could be holstered at your waist instead of your back.

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Originally Posted by SenorPatty

Granted but it comes without insta-heals and you can't party heal either.

I wish the Makai handgun could be holstered at your waist instead of your back.

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Granted, but all of the SFX are replaced by Yoshi P. going "pew pew" into a microphone.

I wish WAR was good again.

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Originally Posted by Lynesse

Granted, but all of the SFX are replaced by Yoshi P. going "pew pew" into a microphone.

I wish WAR was good again.

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Granted, but Dark Knights have world PvP unlocked solely against Warriors, with no reciprocal defense, to vent their frustrations at Warrior getting back their integral self-healing mechanics while Dark Knight is left a derp knight.

I wish combos were actually combos (moves with synergetic effects that flexibly combined to greater effect than the individual abilities otherwise could) instead of a rigid sequencing gimmick.