G'raha Burger

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10-12-2022, 10:56 AM
Soge01

G'raha Burger

The new special at the Last Stand! Come on down and get your hands on this oversized cat shaped burger and dig in!

Edit: Thought I'd toss this here, since people really like dis post. :3

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kacho_Nacho

This thread needs a good burger recipe!

Kacho's Favorite Butter Burgers

Ingredients:

Compound Butter:

1 pound (4 sticks) unsalted butter, softened

1 1/2 teaspoons minced fresh basil

1 1/2 teaspoons minced fresh parsley

1 1/2 teaspoons minced fresh tarragon

A pinch cayenne pepper

2 large cloves garlic, minced

Salt and freshly ground black pepper

Roasted Garlic Aioli:

1 cup mayonnaise

1 tablespoon fresh lime juice

1 teaspoon paprika

1/4 teaspoon cayenne

1/4 teaspoon ground cumin

11 small cloves garlic, roasted and chopped

Burgers:

2 pounds fresh ground beef

4 slices American cheese

4 large burger buns

Directions:

For the compound butter: Stir together the butter, basil, parsley, tarragon, cayenne and garlic; season with salt and pepper. Spoon the mixture onto a piece of plastic wrap in a 6-inch-long mound. Fold the plastic wrap over the mixture to enclose it, and roll it to form a log about 2 1/2 inches in diameter. Chill until firm, about 2 hours.

For the roasted garlic aioli: Blend the mayonnaise, lime juice, paprika, cayenne, cumin and garlic in a food processor until smooth.

For the burgers: Preheat the oven to broil.

Form the ground beef into 4 patties. Stuff a slice of the compound butter inside each and broil the burgers to the desired doneness. Add another slice of the butter to the top of each burger, followed by a slice of cheese. Broil briefly, just until the cheese melts.

Serve on buns with a small mound of the aioli on top of the cheese.
10-12-2022, 10:57 AM
Vahlnir

*hands cashier my money*

*tries to bite screen*

Wait, this isn't real? I want a refund!
10-12-2022, 11:01 AM
Renalt

It's not Kittens...it's Chicken!

WINK
10-12-2022, 11:24 AM
Kacho_Nacho

Quote:

Originally Posted by Renalt

It's not Kittens...it's Chicken!

WINK

Wait a second, I thought this was a burger joint, not a Chinese buffet!
10-12-2022, 11:42 AM
ronibosch

Mmm, a mouthful of G'raha in every bite!
...Hey, wait a minute-
10-12-2022, 11:46 AM
Boblawblah

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronibosch

Mmm, a mouthful of G'raha in every bite!
...Hey, wait a minute-

https://i.imgur.com/XUIyFvK.gif
10-12-2022, 11:48 AM
Shibi

I knew there was a good use for Cat Grills!
10-12-2022, 12:22 PM
AwesomeJr44

A Graha Burger? Wait, a Graha... Burger... So from this name, I can assume that Graha is being ground up into the meat for the burger? I'll take three!
10-12-2022, 12:37 PM
EgilTheStressedMage

Quote:

Originally Posted by AwesomeJr44

A Graha Burger? Wait, a Graha... Burger... So from this name, I can assume that Graha is being ground up into the meat for the burger? I'll take three!

Graha's plot armor was too thick for that. We had to settle for the dwindling remnants of the Ancients.
10-12-2022, 12:46 PM
AwesomeJr44

Quote:

Originally Posted by EgilTheStressedMage

Graha's plot armor was too thick for that. We had to settle for the dwindling remnants of the Ancients.

They sadly have already been consoomed by an evil witch living in the center of the planet. We'll have to find another source of sustenance.
10-12-2022, 12:46 PM
ryouma17

i'd rather have a jill sandwich
10-12-2022, 12:51 PM
EgilTheStressedMage

Quote:

Originally Posted by AwesomeJr44

They sadly have already been consoomed by an evil witch living in the center of the planet. We'll have to find another source of sustenance.

Gaius already supplied us with more, we're fine for another twelve thousand years.
10-12-2022, 12:53 PM
AwesomeJr44

Quote:

Originally Posted by EgilTheStressedMage

Gaius already supplied us with more, we're fine for another twelve thousand years.

Wait, really? So what you mean to tell me is that I didn't have to hunt down these Loporrits and use them for beef? Dang, you should have said so earlier! >_<

On an unrelated note, does anyone want rabbit stew? I happen to have come into possession of a lot of extra rabbit meat recently.
10-12-2022, 01:01 PM
Zanarkand-Ronso

Quote:

Originally Posted by AwesomeJr44

Wait, really? So what you mean to tell me is that I didn't have to hunt down these Loporrits and use them for beef?

Rabbit does not make good beef.
Accept no substitute
10-12-2022, 01:15 PM
AwesomeJr44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zanarkand-Ronso

Rabbit does not make good beef.
Accept no substitute

Desperate times call for desperate measures, and I'm desperate to exterminate some rabbits- wait, what?
10-12-2022, 01:29 PM
ronibosch

Quote:

Originally Posted by AwesomeJr44

Desperate times call for desperate measures, and I'm desperate to exterminate some rabbits- wait, what?

-stares suspiciously at you in Viera-
10-12-2022, 01:31 PM
EgilTheStressedMage

Quote:

Originally Posted by AwesomeJr44

Wait, really? So what you mean to tell me is that I didn't have to hunt down these Loporrits and use them for beef? Dang, you should have said so earlier! >_<

On an unrelated note, does anyone want rabbit stew? I happen to have come into possession of a lot of extra rabbit meat recently.

Actually those were the marmots you killed at the start. The Loporrits are actually so protected by plot armor that even if you could eat them you'd be hungry two seconds later as they rapidly reform and forget ever being eaten. They're basically Cell but adorable and actually perfect.
10-12-2022, 01:46 PM
Soge01

Quote:

Originally Posted by EgilTheStressedMage

Graha's plot armor was too thick for that. We had to settle for the dwindling remnants of the Ancients.

Actually, we have a warehouse full of them Garlean cloning technology ftw. :3

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronibosch

-stares suspiciously at you in Viera-

*Chews on your arm*
10-12-2022, 01:51 PM
AwesomeJr44

Quote:

Originally Posted by EgilTheStressedMage

Actually those were the marmots you killed at the start. The Loporrits are actually so protected by plot armor that even if you could eat them you'd be hungry two seconds later as they rapidly reform and forget ever being eaten. They're basically Cell but adorable and actually perfect.

Wait... you've given me the perfect idea! Just like you said, the Lopporits I hunted did indeed reform. However, due to my even greater plot armor as the main character, I was able to lock them up in cages. Now I can harvest meat for stew and they'll just regenerate every time! The perfect scheme! Everyone, we have PLENTY of rabbit stew if you want some.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronibosch

-stares suspiciously at you in Viera-

I said what I said. The beavers are the superior animal and we will destroy our enemies.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/VkSC9...th9I/giphy.gif
10-12-2022, 02:09 PM
EgilTheStressedMage

Quote:

Originally Posted by AwesomeJr44

Wait... you've given me the perfect idea! Just like you said, the Lopporits I hunted did indeed reform. However, due to my even greater plot armor as the main character, I was able to lock them up in cages. Now I can harvest meat for stew and they'll just regenerate every time! The perfect scheme! Everyone, we have PLENTY of rabbit stew if you want some.

I said what I said. The beavers are the superior animal and we will destroy our enemies.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/VkSC9...th9I/giphy.gif

Except you’re eating air as the cells from them become airborne and leave your body the moment they hit the stomach. So not only can you not kill them, you’re also forever hungry.
10-12-2022, 02:59 PM
Saraide

Nothing can instill as much fear as the beaver burger. It could bite you back and turn you into one at any moment.
10-12-2022, 02:59 PM
ronibosch

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soge01

*Chews on your arm*

H-hey! You're supposed to be backing me up here!

Quote:

Originally Posted by AwesomeJr44

I said what I said. The beavers are the superior animal and we will destroy our enemies.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/VkSC9...th9I/giphy.gif

https://media.tenor.com/9Ce579W6MsMA...ail-rabbit.gif
Bring it on, baby!
10-12-2022, 06:56 PM
hagare

https://media.tenor.com/zDUT9yR2Zz0A...-eat-buger.gif
You got some hot sauce?
10-12-2022, 08:16 PM
VelKallor

Quote:

They sadly have already been consoomed by an evil witch living in the center of the planet.

Cant be just one...there have to be more...but then we have a major conundrum

Which witch is which?
10-13-2022, 04:53 AM
AwesomeJr44

Quote:

Originally Posted by VelKallor

Cant be just one...there have to be more...but then we have a major conundrum

Which witch is which?

The witch which is which, is the witch which is known as the sandwich.

https://www.labreabakery.com/sites/d...?itok=njkB80E2
10-13-2022, 04:53 AM
Atelier-Bagur

I wish aveyond would just take the burger bait already :c
10-13-2022, 04:55 AM
AwesomeJr44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atelier-Bagur

I wish aveyond would just take the burger bait already :c

Aveyond's living rent free up in your head isn't he?
10-13-2022, 04:58 AM
Atelier-Bagur

Quote:

Originally Posted by AwesomeJr44

Aveyond's living rent free up in your head isn't he?

always in my dreams baby.
10-13-2022, 05:16 AM
Zanarkand-Ronso

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atelier-Bagur

always in my dreams baby.

Ill buy you a Dream Catcher
10-13-2022, 05:17 AM
Vahlnir

Quote:

Originally Posted by hagare

https://media.tenor.com/zDUT9yR2Zz0A...-eat-buger.gif
You got some hot sauce?

Man, I'd be eating that burger for at least 4-5 days. I want one.
10-13-2022, 06:45 AM
Avidria

Eat burger emote when
10-13-2022, 06:46 AM
TheMightyMollusk

That's not a burger, that's a family meal.
10-13-2022, 09:14 AM
SannaR

Are these burgers made out of said person or made by? And do they have any cheese on em like a nice guerrier?
10-13-2022, 11:57 AM
Zanarkand-Ronso

Quote:

Originally Posted by SannaR

Are these burgers made out of said person or made by? And do they have any cheese on em like a nice guerrier?

Its made out of Meol
Not sure if thats good with cheese
10-13-2022, 12:40 PM
Soge01

Quote:

Originally Posted by SannaR

Are these burgers made out of said person or made by? And do they have any cheese on em like a nice guerrier?

Yes and we only use the very best in Goblin cheese. :3

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronibosch

H-hey! You're supposed to be backing me up here!

Nah, man. We're cannibal friendly here. :3

Quote:

Originally Posted by hagare

https://media.tenor.com/zDUT9yR2Zz0A...-eat-buger.gif
You got some hot sauce?

Only the hottest and most potent! Straight from the Alchemist of Radz-a-Han! :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atelier-Bagur

I wish aveyond would just take the burger bait already :c

He may not like our mascot, but rest assured he WILL love these burgers once he gets a taste of em! x3
10-13-2022, 01:33 PM
Midareyukki

Welp, time to build a McDonald's in Mor Dhona. It's gonna be Tataru's next adventure.

Also my headcanon is that ever since he got to Sharlayan he's been surviving on nothing but their brick bread, and that's probably the only thing that revived his tastebuds. Hence the expressivity.

Edit: WAIT, SOGE...

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_-W9bf-btUM/maxresdefault.jpg

What's wrong with his adam's apple!?? That bite wasn't that large, jesus! G'raha, I'd get that checked out!
10-13-2022, 02:01 PM
Shibi

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midareyukki

That bite wasn't that large

As is my wont to disect art for realism...

Taking him to be a standard 1.8 metres tall adult, that burger is going to have a diameter of 33cm. It also looks to be 11cm thick.

Hes taken a cylindrical bite that is 11cm wide, by 5cm deep - (3.1416 x 5.50^2 x 5) / 2 - so a volume of about 237cm3

A ball with a diameter of 8cm is also 237cm3 - so a bit bigger than a cricket ball. Maybe a slow pitch softball. (ie: 28cm circumference softball sized).

I think that lump in this throat is easily softball sized.
10-13-2022, 02:14 PM
Fyrebrand

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midareyukki

Welp, time to build a McDonald's in Mor Dhona.

MorDhonald's.
10-13-2022, 03:28 PM
Zanarkand-Ronso

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fyrebrand

MorDhonald's.

Our Signature Burgers, the BigDhona & the MorMac
10-13-2022, 05:37 PM
hagare

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fyrebrand

MorDhonald's.

I'm sorry, but dunkin has already claim that as More Doughnuts.

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