Originally Posted by
Fyrebrand
Barbie is barely even a conscious entity. Barbie is a gross, malformed thing to put clothes on and bake cookies for Ken. Her hobbies include looking pretty, sitting in her dream house, and being in proximity to ponies and luxury cars. Does she ever do anything? Does she have any admirable characteristics, let alone any characteristics?
Both He-Man and Barbie are juvenile cartoon characters with little depth. But if He-Man were real, we would all thank our lucky stars that he was around to save us all from Skeletor. If Barbie were real, then... well, I guess she would just be Kim Kardashian, one of the most vapidly worthless celebrities of all time. We would literally be better off if she didn't exist.