Yeah, you know what I mean beyond my horrible cynicism though

I just know when next update notes come out, they'll look like this:

WAR - huge damage boost!
MNK - huge damage boost!
SAM - huge damage boost!
DRK - nerf lul
THF - new 20 minute recast ability sharing timers with steal/despoil which will very rarely land a 1% potency paralysis on the mob.
BST - Dual Wield IV