SE Please respond......PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEase

[SpankWustler]

Anyone want to make suggestions for the weird thing I should eat if there's actually an official response to this?

I'm leaning towards "drink a half-gallon of sriracha and chocolate syrup and fernet branca" but I feel there must be something both better and worse out there.

[lllen]

I know, but dam it bugging me my favorite job is useless.

[FrankReynolds]

Anyone want to make suggestions for the weird thing I should eat if there's actually an official response to this?

I'm leaning towards "drink a half-gallon of sriracha and chocolate syrup and fernet branca" but I feel there must be something both better and worse out there.

I'm leaning towards this: Ass Blaster Hot Sauce


EDIT: Actually, while I was looking for that hot sauce, I found exactly what we need so that we can find out what the future of Red Mage holds. Read the reviews and then let me know what you guys think. I'm thinking that I need a pair of these: Denon-AKDL1-Dedicated-Link-Cable

[SpankWustler]

I'm leaning towards this: Ass Blaster Hot Sauce

Optimistically, I think if I just started drinking that then vital parts of me would go numb before it could really kick in. Pessimistically, I know how bad it hurts to pee out improperly diluted weird stuff while dehydrated and taking lots of strong medications (not much objectively, more than you'd think before it happens once). So, I can begin to imagine the effects that habanero juice would have while making it's exit.

There would be no sitting. There would be no squatting. There would be flailing and crying and screaming.

[FrankReynolds]

Optimistically, I think if I just started drinking that then vital parts of me would go numb before it could really kick in. Pessimistically, I know how bad it hurts to pee out improperly diluted weird stuff while dehydrated and taking lots of strong medications (not much objectively, more than you'd think before it happens once). So, I can begin to imagine the effects that habanero juice would have while making it's exit.

There would be no sitting. There would be no squatting. There would be flailing and crying and screaming.

I actually got a bottle of this crap a few years back from a friend of mine who is a "Gourmet Foods Distributor".

I put a few drops in a pot of soup I was making and ruined it. I then proceeded to sabotage peoples food at work for a while until someone vomited, so I threw it out. Good stuff.

[Zinato]

Anyone want to make suggestions for the weird thing I should eat if there's actually an official response to this?

I'm leaning towards "drink a half-gallon of sriracha and chocolate syrup and fernet branca" but I feel there must be something both better and worse out there.

Bag of popcorn with curry powder, butterscotch, melted cheese and crushed red pepper.
Please respond to this thread SE I want this to happen. Besides, RDM is one of the few to not get an update thread.

Having seen Frank's post (made while I typed mine) I say replace butterscotch with his idea.

[cidbahamut]

Anyone want to make suggestions for the weird thing I should eat if there's actually an official response to this?

I'm leaning towards "drink a half-gallon of sriracha and chocolate syrup and fernet branca" but I feel there must be something both better and worse out there.

A fedora. char limit