Quote Originally Posted by SpankWustler View Post
I have no idea what is going on in this topic at this point, so I'm just going to post my own picture of a club.
Thats not a club. Its clearly a sandwich. "A sandwich is a food item, typically consisting of two or more slices of bread with one or more fillings between them, or one slice of bread with a topping or toppings, commonly called an open sandwich."



See, clubs are cut into 4 pieces and held together with frilly toothpicks, and that's why Paladins can't eat them. they always choke on the toothpicks. No relic club for you mr. paladin.