I really don't care about name changes. Mine's dorky, but I can deal with it. No matter how cool/stupid someone's name is, all people are going to take from it is the association with the player themselves. Even if they did give me an option to change my name, I wouldn't do it. Believe it or not, I actually appreciate what little infamy I have. The majority of older Cerberus natives know me, and for the most part I'd like to think that's a good thing.
If there's something wrong with a name, it's far more likely that there's something wrong with the player behind it. Changing names won't solve anything. It'll just make everyone else have to try harder to remember the names of the server's resident retards.