Now I know what you lalafell boys are thinking, that "oh I'll never find love with someone of another race, none of them think of me as attractive, they look at me as a little kid, and besides I am lacking in certain areas compared to the men of other races," but there is hope! Not everyone of all the other races sees you as a little cute baby bun potato to be petted or punted like a football, don't give up! There is someone out there who will love you as an equal and see you as a life partner!
Ahem, pay no attention to the lalafell's nervous look or the evil intent in his miqo'te wife's eyes to bake him into a potato pie later.
Don't Worry Little Lalafell Boys, There's Still Hope!
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10-24-2017, 12:13 PMShibouDon't Worry Little Lalafell Boys, There's Still Hope!
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10-24-2017, 12:15 PMJoe777
Good kitty, bake 'em fine :3
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10-24-2017, 12:35 PMTheDukeofSpook
All they have to do is find a Roegadyn lover, most married Lalas are either married to other Lalafell or a Roegadyn. So it seems on my server.
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10-24-2017, 01:28 PMRitsukoSonoda
How did that popoto pie turn out? ;3
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10-24-2017, 01:32 PMAngelCheese77
That is a perfect photo to do a 'Caption This' contest with.
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10-24-2017, 02:12 PMSilverObi"How drunk were we exactly before the wedding to get these tattoos?"Quote:
Originally Posted by AngelCheese77
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10-24-2017, 02:38 PMGalakticaGotta improvise. I bet a Lala who has studied the "Fist of Rhalgr" could make a lot of the larger ladies very happy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shibou
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10-24-2017, 05:11 PMYoukulmI too, am married to a cute little Popoto. He sometimes thinks I will cook him into a pie. I don't know why....:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shibou
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10-24-2017, 06:13 PMNiravesI am horrified by this on so many levels.Quote:
Originally Posted by Galaktica
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10-24-2017, 06:31 PMErryKhttps://i.imgur.com/o73CVQL.pngQuote:
Originally Posted by TheDukeofSpook
And no, the Lalafell doesn't wear the pants in this relationship, in fact, I wear the Lalafell. ;) -
10-24-2017, 08:13 PMGalakticaFixed it for ya.Quote:
Originally Posted by Niraves
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10-24-2017, 08:40 PMKacho_NachoI know this is a fantasy game and all; but man, I'm horrified at the damage you could accidently do to the little guy. Your size, your weight, your strength would be overwhelming to a lalafell. Your mate would be crushed, mangled, and spindled. Poor guy. Definitely not a case where you want to overthink some of the implications.Quote:
Originally Posted by ErryK
On the other hand, this is just a game and you are expressing the affection you have for the player, not the character model. In which case, your marriage is both cute and rather touching. (Yeah, I'm a softie when it comes to love.) -
10-24-2017, 08:52 PMMStowastiqVahlshdeh
I think the cutness factor on their offspring would be seriously dangerous for people like me who flip out over anything cute. Just imagine an adorable pudgy Lalaqo'te or Miqofell with giant ears and eyes and a button nose..
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10-24-2017, 08:59 PMKacho_NachoI found the problem.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shibou
My dear, while we lalafell men may enjoy the beauty of the other races, and you really are quite lovely, especially you miqo'te women; we know we are lalafell and most of us seek life partners of our own race. With that said, we lalafell men have a high respect for Melphina and know that love can transcend all bounds.
We also trust that our life mates would not bake us into a potato pie. However, being roasted like a pig with an apple in our mouths is a widespread fear.
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10-24-2017, 10:15 PMQojonIt's the current year, there's no need for racial slurs, jokes, or references to cannibalism. I'd appreciate it if you refrain from such behavior.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shibou
Also, I don't know what member of Hydaelyn's chosen people that you've been speaking to, but no decent Lalafell ever feels inadequate. Every Eorzean knows that we deserve respect.
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10-24-2017, 10:19 PMAntonio_XulYou wear the Lalafell as a condom!Quote:
Originally Posted by ErryK
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10-24-2017, 11:08 PMErryKOh don't worry. He's definitely not poor at all. He's an alchemist so he's made salves and potions to help ease the load in. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Kacho_Nacho
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10-24-2017, 11:12 PMQojonhttps://i.imgur.com/oYDaBjz.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by ErryK
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10-24-2017, 11:12 PMKacho_NachoHA! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by ErryK
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10-24-2017, 11:28 PMErryKA Lala does what a Lala must (for pleasure). ;3Quote:
Originally Posted by Qojon
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10-24-2017, 11:56 PMWhite_Wolf_X"Insert Hamster banana meme"Quote:
Originally Posted by ErryK