Dear SE, we arent all no life neckbeard basement dwellers

So stop with the forced multiplayer dungeons already!
Make them solo for MSQ and then have them be raid-hard for repeating. In queue for over 20 minutes now. Not every one has time to waste like this.
Dont say play a tank or healer either. That is not a solution and beyond stupid to say because then we'd all be tanks and healers and no other jobs. And you dont always have 8 people in an fc willing to run dungeons. This is an unacceptable design idea from SE.

I have a 40+ hour a week job, and still managed to complete the main story on a DPS class. Find friends, you just need 1 or 2. Just sayin.

Massively Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game

Let me think abo-no.

*Lays blanket and lays down once again and awaits death from laughter because of title*
EDIT: I like how he mentions neckbeard but his character is kinda one? xDDDD

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Originally Posted by Nhisso

Dont say play a tank or healer either.

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More cracked clusters for us, I guess. :)

You have a solution. Choosing to remain part of the problem is on you, not SE.

It's not that bad. Your grumpy persona kind of matches your avatar though.

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Edit: OP has PLD at 60. Has access to tank queues once leveled to 70. Refuses.
Priceless.

bb I m bootiful

solution: play single player games

I fully disagree with everything you have said.

You aren't exactly gonna garner sympathy by referring to others the way you did.

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Originally Posted by Jybril

*Lays blanket and lays down once again and awaits death from laughter because of title*
EDIT: I like how he mentions neckbeard but his character is kinda one? xDDDD

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Jybril, please don't die from all these troll threads, you are too cute for that kind of end!

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Originally Posted by StrategistShiroe

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Edit: OP has PLD at 60. Has access to tank queues once leveled to 70. Refuses.
Priceless.

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OP also doesn't have a single point of exp anywhere else, so he bought his way to 60. And he doesn't realize he's playing a tank since in his opening paragraph was "Dont say play a tank or healer either. That is not a solution and beyond stupid to say because then we'd all be tanks and healers". On top of that he want's to single play an mmo, what a waste of a hundred bucks.

Edit: I just wanted to point out the phrase "beyond stupid" in his statement for us to reflect on

Not to get all special snowflake offended, but I have a chronic illness and this game keeps me sane between treatments. Nice to know that little escape makes me a neckbeard, especially since I physically cannot grow a magnificent beard due to being a woman. THANKS FOR REMINDING ME OF MY BEARDLESS LIFE. -CRIES-

That said, you got into this game knowing what it is. If you want something you can solo go play Lotro or SWTOR.

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Originally Posted by Nhisso

Dont say play a tank or healer either. That is not a solution and beyond stupid to say because then we'd all be tanks and healers and no other jobs.

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Or enough tanks and healers would exist and do content that queues would basically pop as fast as the appropriate number of people queued... There would be no tank/healer vs DPS queue, just one relatively short queue for any current content that results from properly balanced role supplies. The suggestion is hardly that literally everyone should be a tank or a healer.

Anyway, there's nothing "no life neckbeard basement dweller" about doing dungeons. It's pretty much the cornerstone of multiplayer content in virtually all MMOs. If that bothers you, perhaps this isn't the game for you.

Must be a troll .... no one can be so .......

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since I physically cannot grow a magnificent beard due to being a woman. THANKS FOR REMINDING ME OF MY BEARDLESS LIFE. -CRIES-.

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:(:(:(:(:(:(:( /pet /hug :cool::cool::cool::cool:

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Originally Posted by Ryel

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While I do not entirely agree with the OP - this "point" you make is soooo tiring. Multiplayer does not mean instanced content that requires more than one or two players - it just means there are many players online in the same game space interacting with each other...and if you want be all technical - I don't see everyone Roleplaying even though that is in the acronym, too. Massively Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game. So hey, if you want to claim multiplayer means instanced dungeon content for 4+ people then I think everyone should have to Roleplay, too.

I tank everything and my neck beard is GLORIOUS. Plus, my mom pays my sub and the basement has windows. You have no excuses.

Better stop having a life, or get a better mom, just sayin.

Or you can play ffxv new empire, I heard that it's super f2p and you can solo everything.

I'm a dude but can't grow a beard if my life depended on it.. If only....

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Originally Posted by Ayerinn

...and if you want be all technical - I don't see everyone Roleplaying even though that is in the acronym, too. Massively Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game. So hey, if you want to claim multiplayer means instanced dungeon content for 4+ people then I think everyone should have to Roleplay, too.

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/facedesk


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Role-playing_game


Roleplay =/= Role-playing Game




here the excerpt from wikipedia with some highlighted information:

"Roleplayer" redirects here. For the RPG magazine, see Roleplayer (magazine).
Not to be confused with other forms of role-playing.

A role-playing game (sometimes spelled roleplaying game[1][2] and abbreviated to RPG) is a game in which players assume the roles of characters in a fictional setting. Players take responsibility for acting out these roles within a narrative, either through literal acting or through a process of structured decision-making or character development.[3] Actions taken within many games succeed or fail according to a formal system of rules and guidelines.[4]

There are several forms of RPG. The original form, sometimes called the tabletop RPG (TRPG), is conducted through discussion, whereas in live action role-playing games (LARP) players physically perform their characters actions.[5] In both of these forms, an arranger called a game master (GM) usually decides on the rules and setting to be used, acting as referee, while each of the other players plays the role of a single character.[6]

Several varieties of RPG also exist in electronic media, such as multi-player text-based MUDs and their graphics-based successors, massively multiplayer online role-playing games (MMORPGs). Role-playing games also include single-player role-playing video games in which players control a character or team who undertake quests, and may include capabilities that advance using statistical mechanics. These games often share settings and rules with tabletop RPGs, but emphasize character advancement more than collaborative storytelling.[7][8]

Despite this variety of forms, some game forms such as trading card games and wargames that are related to role-playing games may not be included. Role-playing activity may sometimes be present in such games, but it is not the primary focus.[9] The term is also sometimes used to describe roleplay simulation games and exercises used in teaching, training, and academic research.

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Originally Posted by Enla

Not to get all special snowflake offended, but I have a chronic illness and this game keeps me sane between treatments. Nice to know that little escape makes me a neckbeard, especially since I physically cannot grow a magnificent beard due to being a woman. THANKS FOR REMINDING ME OF MY BEARDLESS LIFE. -CRIES-

That said, you got into this game knowing what it is. If you want something you can solo go play Lotro or SWTOR.

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It's ok. I am a guy, and I can't grow a proper beard to save my life. :(

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Originally Posted by Altena

I'm a dude but can't grow a beard if my life depended on it.. If only....

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Originally Posted by Ferrasper

It's ok. I am a guy, and I can't grow a proper beard to save my life. :(

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WE NEED TO START A SUPPORT GROUP! ):

This banter and resulting fallout may never get old.

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Originally Posted by Enla

WE NEED TO START A SUPPORT GROUP! ):

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Well, if anything good comes from this thread. I think that might be it.

Perhaps OP thought he was playing FFXIV Offline.

This bait sucks. I want a refund.

This thread is stupid and you should feel bad. Did you ever think to look at the box? It says MMO (Massive multiplayer online game).

Maybe bait.

Oh no a MMO has content you need to be social on to complete, the horrors. Make some friends who can help you through.

Okay, this thread is over, this is now the 'beardless support group' thread. Good job, though, TC, you got a whole three pages out of that bait.

Haven't your parents taught you that ant slavery isn't funny?

Maybe let you have a npc partner that can level up and choose if it be a tank or a healer that can use when queing up. You was able to have one on ffxi that could pick the job class and level up. They could also make it so could use your chocobo in dungeons and have it be a healer or a tank.

Tbh since they removed language restrictions my Dailies Ex pop withing 10/7 mins whereas before used to be half hour or more (DPS)

Does Rogain work for beards?

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Originally Posted by savageink

Does Rogain work for beards?

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Possibly, but if it fails we can all just wear some fatty bacon instead.

http://i.imgur.com/2p9QP4N.jpg

This troll thread is ranked 5 out of 7 possible internets.

Yes, 5 whole internets.

Here you go, you get 5. Use them well.
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Originally Posted by Fredco191

Haven't your parents taught you that ant slavery isn't funny?

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I would be against ant slavery if Microsoft wasn't run by ants.

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Originally Posted by Nhisso

So stop with the forced multiplayer dungeons already!
Make them solo for MSQ and then have them be raid-hard for repeating. In queue for over 20 minutes now. Not every one has time to waste like this.
Dont say play a tank or healer either. That is not a solution and beyond stupid to say because then we'd all be tanks and healers and no other jobs. And you dont always have 8 people in an fc willing to run dungeons. This is an unacceptable design idea from SE.

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Go cry somewhere else, this multiplayer game already feels like an offline game some times. If you wanna do solo content, do it in an offline game.

First you complained about how SE should drop their "Ego" on putting FATE on your quest area, now you want them to drop multiplayer dungeon for solo... I think you are playing the wrong genre of game here.