Dark Knight frying pan joke wepon pls

So just saying I want Hildebrands mom's wepon for dark Knight would be funny to kick a** and take names with a frying pan the ultimate wepon of mass (and delicious) destruction!
Could also work for war but I feel the black aura of drk would work better

Considering that monks get a Zodiac Kettle Nexus weapon, there should be an easy way to work in an Anima Sharpened Frying Pan (or whatever you want to call it) or similar at some point.

Totaly agree I kind hope the devs see this post lol

Can we also include a Bamboo stick as Samurai's Joke Weapon to go along with Dark Knight's Pan Weapon?

and the umbrella for WHM please. Aerith used it, so it's canon o.o/

I'd rather get an Umbrella for WAR personally. The female WAR idle-stance is just BEGGING for a parasol glamour.

"Joke weapon" Let me tell you, Culinarian is no joke...

Being serious now, I would be interested in seeing joke weapons for all the Jobs, like a water gun for MCH, or a Blitzball for AST.

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I'd rather get an Umbrella for WAR personally. The female WAR idle-stance is just BEGGING for a parasol glamour.

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I would rather see a big inflatable hammer that squeeks when you hit stuff with it.



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In all seriousness.. Please no.. This game isn't a circus.

I second the idea of joke weapons for all jobs.

Hell, RDM gets the Chicken Knife which, all things considered, was technically a joke weapon in FF5

http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/1243

Soon, the dream will be real...

http://i.imgur.com/vVdBz84.gif

Broomstick Lux for DRG plz!

I really do hope the Chicken Knife and Kettle fists are a sign of more joke weapons in the future.

Magazines/manga/silly books for SCH/SMN (or a copy of Encyclopedia Eorzea)
Giant frying pan for DRK!

Even series staples like Excalipoor, or the numerous joke weapons in FFVII.

Seems like prime Gold Saucer material to me. :D

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Originally Posted by The_Shang

Hell, RDM gets the Chicken Knife which, all things considered, was technically a joke weapon in FF5

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Originally Posted by Myrian

I really do hope the Chicken Knife and Kettle fists are a sign of more joke weapons in the future.

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I'm sorry to inform you, but next to the Ragnarok in FFV, the Chicken Knife is actually the strongest weapon in the game with its only draw back being that you have a chance to run from a battle (and only if you use the "Attack" command. So if you have "Aim" or some other ability that isn't "Attack", RIP enemies). Which against bosses is a moot point. Since FFV it has actually appeared a couple more times as a powerful dagger. So, no. It's not a joke weapon. It's comical, yes, but its not a joke weapon.

More on topic though: Yes, joke weapons please. Can Dragoon or Samurai maybe get Cid/Chrono's mop?

MNK has the Mog fists already, there is a precedent for something like this.

I would love to be a frying pan wielding DRK, but unfortunately I think it might not be possible given some of the current in-game poses; in particular, the female DRK pose stands with their hands/arms on the cross guard of their sword, with the sword standing upright in front of them. Unless the frying pan was somehow massively tall and wide, I don't see how they could get this pose to work with it, and I somewhat doubt they'd totally change an animation just for one joke weapon.

But I don't think there'd be anything stopping WAR from having a frying pan, since their axes can already be pretty short. Also, just imagine Steel Cyclone with a frying pan... XD

As for DRK, I think it would be funny to have a nail bat. I mean, Cloud had one in FFVII, so they've got a Final Fantasy history, right? Add that pompadour haircut and I can finally be the biker gang member I've always dreamed of being...

Poor BRD would probably end up with something like this:
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures...lin--43751.jpg

Golden Saucer could use some more visits I suppose. Hopefully they're not really weird (avoid carbon copies of already awkward real life objects changed into weapons for example, no fire extinguisher weapon lol).

While maybe not simple joke weapons it could be an interesting promotion of GS if there was some sort of Golden Saucer relic quest lol, leading to an interesting yet clearly non-typical weapon for that job (or other sort of item). Adding the activities of the GS into the requirements (like Card game, Verminion, Chocobo, GATEs, mini games, but for the PvP possible options be careful, perhaps only PvE or have a PvE option). Just a change to the regular grind for most efficient MGP vs doing a series of varying content and knowing you're not being inefficient, the MGP Gold Stamp used to purchase special items~! :D.

New Epic "Relic" Items like:

• Manderville Run (a mount): https://youtu.be/VbEan62z8RA?t=2m9s
• Nael Van Flying Spear (a mount, could also use the sword instead): https://youtu.be/btgElRhD138?t=4m10s , https://youtu.be/KoR11icka1g?t=20m1s
• Goldsmith LB (changes your LB animation): https://youtu.be/SzO40Y0mbgk?t=10m33s , https://youtu.be/KoR11icka1g?t=7m42s
• And actually to the thread we have a frying pan we could refrence too; The Julyan Frying Pan: https://youtu.be/aG7jUNhDX0Q?t=47s

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Originally Posted by Myrian

I really do hope the Chicken Knife and Kettle fists are a sign of more joke weapons in the future.

Magazines/manga/silly books for SCH/SMN (or a copy of Encyclopedia Eorzea)
Giant frying pan for DRK!

Even series staples like Excalipoor, or the numerous joke weapons in FFVII.

Seems like prime Gold Saucer material to me. :D

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Encyclopedia Eorzea, that's an interesting idea! As a sch main, I would love to see some innovative silly weapon, sometimes the concept of books can be boring :P

Stop sign for black mages and go sign for white mages please

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Stop sign for black mages and go sign for white mages please

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Yield for Red Mage? XD

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Poor BRD would probably end up with something like this:
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures...lin--43751.jpg

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Actually I'd think bard would be funny with a slingshot...

Paladin - Fireplace Poker and Barn Door
Warrior - Caveman Club
Dark Knight - Nail Bat
Monk - Hulk Hands
Dragoon - Mop
Ninja - Knife and Fork
Bard - Boxing Glove Arrows
Machinist - Water Gun
Black Mage - Broom
Summoner - Egis for Dummies
White Mage - Drum Major Baton
Scholar - Book of Jokes
Astrologian - Blitzball
Samurai - Parasol
Red Mage - Toothpick

I second the idea for joke weapons glamour

joke weapons for EVERYONE!

https://buildahead.com/wp-content/up...ue-300x300.png

Foam Finger for MCH wew! Pewpew!

Is nobody going to mention the dragoon's Mogfork?

Lol alot of these ideas are amazing I think a pld needs a joke sheild to do how about a wak and a spoon lmao

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Paladin - Fireplace Poker and Barn Door
Warrior - Caveman Club
Dark Knight - Nail Bat
Monk - Hulk Hands
Dragoon - Mop
Ninja - Knife and Fork
Bard - Boxing Glove Arrows
Machinist - Water Gun
Black Mage - Broom
Summoner - Egis for Dummies
White Mage - Drum Major Baton
Scholar - Book of Jokes
Astrologian - Blitzball
Samurai - Parasol
Red Mage - Toothpick

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Well the giant paint brush from the Garo PvP event looks like a broom kinda.

But to the topic at hand... Yes please gold saucer joke weapons.

Monk already has Hulk Hands in the form of the i110 crafted fists. They just happen to be Allagan-Hulk Fists.

Pld - rolling pin and a stewing pot lid
War - squeaky hammer
Monk - We already have kettles
Dragoon - dirty janitor's brush
Ninja - two king sized kit-kats
Bard - toy bow and plunger arrows
Machinist - Confetti popper
White Mage - a stiff hose
Black Mage - giant lollipop
Summoner/Scholar - a piece of folded paper
Astrologian - Rubber ducky
Dark Knight - Stanley Steamer Vacuum complete with power cord
Red Mage - a stick and a leaf
Samurai - laundry pole