I'm worried about my retainers behavoir.

Well, its really strange. I sent her out for a quick exploration the other day.
She came back with this giant street light. Now I'm not sure how she managed to carry this thing or where it even came from. But I'm pretty sure she ran around for about 50 minutes, accomplished NOTHING then realized.... "OH I have to get something!"
Then ripped a giant Street Light out of the ground.

I tried reporting this to one of my Grand Company Officers in Limsa but they didn't seem really interested. To be quite honest, it was very hard to hold a conversation with them. Well, everyone in general for that matter. They just seem to keep saying the same things over and over again. Like they are stuck on repeat! I mean SERIOUSLY who does that?

Oh well... guess I have a street light now. -_-;;

I'm still trying to figure out what to do with this house that they brought back to me.

i tried finding the owner, but there was no response.

Only housing item my retainer hasn't dragged back yet is a plot of land to use it all on.

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Originally Posted by Aaron_T

Well, its really strange. I sent her out for a quick exploration the other day.
She came back with this giant street light. Now I'm not sure how she managed to carry this thing or where it even came from. But I'm pretty sure she ran around for about 50 minutes, accomplished NOTHING then realized.... "OH I have to get something!"
Then ripped a giant Street Light out of the ground.

I tried reporting this to one of my Grand Company Officers in Limsa but they didn't seem really interested. To be quite honest, it was very hard to hold a conversation with them. Well, everyone in general for that matter. They just seem to keep saying the same things over and over again. Like they are stuck on repeat! I mean SERIOUSLY who does that?

Oh well... guess I have a street light now. -_-;;

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I think I may have to fire my retainer soon, she keeps bringing me back poisons and I am starting to feel very unsafe whenever I walk through those dark areas at night. :(

My retainers have stolen a belt, some rugs, a box of buttons, and a door and window from the same house. I'll be keeping them just in case I get a house of my own and need some extra furnishings.

In the last few days my retainers bought me back a low lvl bow, a lvl 40 something bow, ifrits bow, Garuda bow and moogle bow.
Not sure but part of me thinks he's trying to tell me something

Best thing my retainer brought back to me was a Blue Fox Hide, some random weapons and a bunch of housing items (mostly chairs/desks/inside stuff).


I think I got some kind of aetheryte too... Good thing ventures are so cheap ^_^

I got a Behemoth horn ^,^

Of course someone already thought of this before me and shared a tale of their retainer bringing back an entire ROOF!
Who says size matters anyways?

My retainer has a thing for cottage roofs, I have like 10 of them.

Mine has developped a strange obsession with Kelp.

I keep telling him it's really not of any use to me, and away he goes... and brings back more Malm Kelp.

...???

Retainer: I have sooo much to tell you!

I check.

Retainer: Hope you like it.

I look at a table top and a bag of seed.

Retainer looks at me as if it is expecting a treat.

Assign it on a 18 hr venture.

I'm still trying to figure out how you mine fish.

My retainers keep bringing back fish and Riviera furniture. I think they want me to get personal housing in La Noscea.

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I'm still trying to figure out how you mine fish.

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My LNC, MIN and BTN all bring me back Fish... my Fisher actually has a thing for for PvP Gear... Wonder who got hit by her Rod...

My retainer keeps bringing me back fish. I think it might be racist. Just because I'm Miqo'te it thinks I want fish.

I'm also worried about my Retainer's...methods.

First, she seemed legit when she brought me back animal hides and potions. Probably to soften me up.
My first suspicions were had when she brought me back a table.
But, I thought "hey", maybe she just wanted to try her luck at carpentry, so I thought nothing more.

Fast forward a couple of days and she starts bringing back mansion walls. Now I was truly suspicious.

When she brought back rare items that are only available to those who defeat Primals, I had to question her. She assured me nothing fishy was happening.
She is, in no way, able to take down Primals. She must be mugging other players who are on their way home to steal their items.

The last item she brought back was a PvP only materia.
She has developed a thirst for other players' blood.

Still though. A PvP Materia in an hour? I wish I had those queue times.

Mine is a pugliest he love to bring me back HM style furniture like HM music stand and ton of campfire and fire wood guess he like creepy look of hhaunted house. My Fisher on other hand loves me to death she bough me back broombush seed savage might. IV

I think my retainer is scared of the dark, he keeps on bringing back lamps.

It seems. Mine he taken a liking to high lvl mage shoes... If anyone's missing high lvl mage shoes.... I don't have them...

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Originally Posted by Trevoni

My retainer keeps bringing me back fish. I think it might be racist. Just because I'm Miqo'te it thinks I want fish.

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Think you're onto something there :|

Mine also seem to have a thing for PVP gear & materia. Shame I'm not high enough to use it. Or even the right class. Warwolf breaches of aiming, warwolf haubergeon of maiming? Ahh yeah. Real helpful! ^_^

Got Odin's Mantle the other day, 100s of Adventurers can't beat him at 60 yet my Retainer managed to do enough to bring one back. Hmm.

I was mugged by a retainer the other day I was walking along and minding my own bussiness when suddenly I was out cold when I came to... My Ifrit sword was missing and I felt like I have been struck by a herd of buffalo.

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My retainer keeps bringing me back fish. I think it might be racist. Just because I'm Miqo'te it thinks I want fish.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkjbMoj0JY4

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Originally Posted by Inquisitor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkjbMoj0JY4

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Ahaha, Cat! Thanks for this, love RD. Going to dress my man kitty retainer like him now. Laughs all round ^^

Mine seems strangely obsessed with jellyfish. I keep wondering how he is actually catching those things.

Mine's a lazy good for nuttin'. She normally only brings me back fish and other rubbish like that. It's like she walks around a corner, takes a smoke break or 10, grabs the first piece of crud she can find and then give me a "I did my best..." response. Suuurrree you did.

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Originally Posted by joshdavis271

I was mugged by a retainer the other day I was walking along and minding my own bussiness when suddenly I was out cold when I came to... My Ifrit sword was missing and I felt like I have been struck by a herd of buffalo.

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Hey, my retainer brought me Ifrit's blade the other day! Sorry that my little vandal did that to you. I'd return the sword if I could - my Gladiator is only level 15 or so. My retainers keep bringing me high level Gladiator/paladin stuff. Don't they understand that I'm leveling WAR? Not the same thing, guys!

Also, it seems to be that all the big stuff - walls and roofs and doors and windows - is brought back by my Lalafell retainer. Not the big burly Highlander Hyur retainer. How does she do that?

Mines has a time machine, got several pre 2.0 items

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Originally Posted by Synapse

Retainer: I have sooo much to tell you!

I check.

Retainer: Hope you like it.

I look at a table top and a bag of seed.

Retainer looks at me as if it is expecting a treat.

Assign it on a 18 hr venture.

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Sure hope you checked WHAT bag of seeds. Some of them sell for 200k or more. xD