Dear SE: I would like a Pony.

That is all.

I did your quests, and there was no pony waiting for me at the end. This made me great with sadness. All of this for a bowl of soup!

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But I would really like a horse now! D: I love my Chocobo, but I'm sure that he'd like a rest sometimes. And then I could gallop around on a horse!

...no, the unicorn doesn't count. I ride sidesaddle. Bareback. ._.

How about a muscular Elezen in a pony suit? Comes with ball gag and soft leather whip.

You want I can throw in a skin tight suit for you. Comes in black, red and white.

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Originally Posted by HumsterMKX

How about a muscular Elezen in a pony suit? Comes with ball gag and soft leather whip.

You want I can throw in a skin tight suit for you. Comes in black, red and white.

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*dies*

I don't know whether it was translation or deliberate, but there were sooooooooo many things wrong with these quests. xD

i dunno for you, but what i have read was more, the east are coming, we don't know when, but it will happend and they will bring..... PONY!!!

Yeah, I was half-expecting a new mount since all they have to do is dehorn the unicorn, but since nobody's datamined a horse, I should have known better. :-(

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Yeah, I was half-expecting a new mount since all they have to do is dehorn the unicorn, but since nobodies datamined a horse, I should have known better. :-(

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Me too ;; Now I'm very sad that I didn't get My Little Pony...

I an sad that we didn't get the mask the chocobo lady has.

You want a Pony? Who do you think SE is, your rich parents? xD

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Originally Posted by LiadansWhisper

That is all.

I did your quests, and there was no pony waiting for me at the end. This made me great with sadness. All of this for a bowl of soup!

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Level up Conjurer or farm Garuda extreme ^^

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I don't know whether it was translation or deliberate, but there were sooooooooo many things wrong with these quests. xD

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How about I sweeten the deal with 1/2 dozen Lalafells in bloodhound suits + miqo'te in foxy suit. So you can roleplay those rich peeps fox hunting thingy.

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Originally Posted by HumsterMKX

How about a muscular Elezen in a pony suit?

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How can "Elezen" and "muscular" be in the same sentence ?

PS: Op, try to steal the Unicorn from a lalafail ( pun pun ) , gratz you now have a ponycorn for your Hyur. :D

Lalafell + get Unicorn/Nightmare = profit
Alas they both have horns and probably aren't 100% pony but they're close enough...

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*dies*

I don't know whether it was translation or deliberate, but there were sooooooooo many things wrong with these quests. xD

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Oh yeah... First they talk about how my butt is plump, then not one, but TWO NPCs want to mount me! And one of them was Ishgardian! So much for piety and chastity. <_<

Beasts, devils, cads, perverts, deviants etc. :p

They did that to me too! I was expecting that House Fortempts knight to then want to put a saddle on me and a bridle in my mouth! o.O I'm a cat not a pony!

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Lalafell + get Unicorn/Nightmare = profit
Alas they both have horns and probably aren't 100% pony but they're close enough...

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Unicorns are totally Ponies. Just like Pegasuses and Sea Ponies.

Yeah that quest line read like, "Know what's better than a chocobo? A horse!"

*Completes quest line*

"Dohhh, did you think we were actually going to give you one? Here cry your salty tears into this bowl of soup. BWAHA!"

Just finished the quest and was disappointed we didn't get a new mount. I thought it might be the black unicorn i keep hearing about, or more fittingly a horse, but nothing. I wouldn't have expected anything only the quest seemed to be building up to something..

I have to admit that I screen shot some of the dialog in this quest line. I wasn't expecting in the least for someone to go bantering on about wanting to mount my character let alone so boldly and from the Ishguard area. o-O; I typed that out in FC chat and they thought I was joking.

I knew there was not going to be any pony or horse at the end of it all but did it anyway for the hell of it. Though I admit i was worried to press forward with the one npc expecting to see me around sometime after his banter of wanting my character as his faithful mount. >_>; I think I'll keep away from Dragonhead for a while.

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Originally Posted by Felis

Level up Conjurer or farm Garuda extreme ^^

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As I post on a level 50 White Mage. :-P Also:

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...no, the unicorn doesn't count. I ride sidesaddle. Bareback. ._.

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Oh yeah... First they talk about how my butt is plump, then not one, but TWO NPCs want to mount me! And one of them was Ishgardian! So much for piety and chastity. <_<

Beasts, devils, cads, perverts, deviants etc. :p

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Though I admit i was worried to press forward with the one npc expecting to see me around sometime after his banter of wanting my character as his faithful mount. >_>; I think I'll keep away from Dragonhead for a while.

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Yeahhhh...I was C&Ping some of the dialogue to friends in one of my linkshells, and they were like, "DID HE ACTUALLY SAY THAT?!"

I spent several moments just staring at the computer screen. >.>

Im going to throw my lot in with those shocked at the dialog in the quest.

And wishing I took a screenshot of it now...

I don't know about you guys but that dialog had me laughing. Yea some of it was a bit...creepy...but I'm glad that the event was lighthearted

Also disappointed we did not get a pony. There was even one in the new year graphic but it looks more like the extreme mode mount. Some new mounts for holiday events would be cool as well. Or at least make the extreme mode mount buy able with tokens maybe 9 tokens. Did around 40 ex modes and no mounts even dropped.

It's illegal to bring a horse into the Black Shroud.................

But bumbling along on the back of a one-eyed voidsent is just fine.

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It's illegal to bring a horse into the Black Shroud.................

But bumbling along on the back of a one-eyed voidsent is just fine.

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Or my stolen Garlean magitech armor, or a Behmoth

+1 for poni

A pony? If your not a little girl asking for a pony then GTFO the forums and if you are I'm sorry but a unicorn was already pushing it. This is Final Fantasy not my little pony!!!

If you're a lalafel then you get to ride on a pony...

pony in game already. lala + WHM + 30 = pony (plus horn)

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A pony? If your not a little girl asking for a pony then GTFO the forums and if you are I'm sorry but a unicorn was already pushing it. This is Final Fantasy not my little pony!!!

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A pony? If your not a little girl asking for a pony then GTFO the forums and if you are I'm sorry but a unicorn was already pushing it. This is Final Fantasy not my little pony!!!

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Now I want an alicorn.

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Originally Posted by Vandark

A pony? If your not a little girl asking for a pony then GTFO the forums and if you are I'm sorry but a unicorn was already pushing it. This is Final Fantasy not my little pony!!!

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Unicorns have been in final fantasy series forever, but hey if cute things in a game cause you to freak out...look down sometime.

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Originally Posted by jomoru

Unicorns have been in final fantasy series forever, but hey if cute things in a game cause you to freak out...look down sometime.

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I admit, the most amusing part was that it came from a Miqo'te.