Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

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Originally Posted by Alexander_9211

Your wish was granted, however every time you step in for an adventure in any dungeon or trial, the other party members wait every second of the first cutscene, then start debating about the history of that particular dungeon or the religious beliefs surrounding that primal and never move a step from their starting position. You're doomed to never finish a duty anymore.

I wish my Chocobo could fly.

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Your wish was granted. However, your chocobo can only fly for 10 seconds in a height of 2 meters and then he needs to recharge for 3h, making you unable to move from the spot.

I wish i could get all my minions out at the same time and have a minion war against another player

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Originally Posted by logicallysynced

Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately Nael Deus Darnus does not count as a two-star big fish. Although you could try using a Goby ball just incase..

I wish I could get one, just one loot drop for my main class in the Second Coil of Bahamut after running for over 3 months straight without a single drop.

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Your wish was granted! The long waited loot has dropped. But you find out that your inventory is full!

I wish I could join a static group to learn and fight coils, no experienced condition required!

Your wish was granted, but after spending all your gil on a large house, you are very displeased to hear that (very expensive) weekly renovating of your house will be a requirement for the next step in the relic questline, as the new relic grind is based on a hidden feng shui stat. Please look forward to it!

I wish lalafells could stack on top of each other in combat.

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Originally Posted by Kendah

Your wish was granted! The long waited loot has dropped. But you find out that your inventory is full!

I wish I could join a static group to learn and fight coils, no experienced condition required!

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Your wish was granted! But you go bald from pulling your hair out from the stress it takes!

I wish I could get a black or white Coeurl to ride around on, Maahes doesn't listen to /beckon.

your wish has been granted and your stuck cleaning the house and you cant bear the smell of her feet in the afternoons when she comes home

i wish i could wear a custom costume of my design

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Originally Posted by Kendah

Your wish was granted! The long waited loot has dropped. But you find out that your inventory is full!

I wish I could join a static group to learn and fight coils, no experienced condition required!

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Your wish has been granted, however the group plays for 1 hour every week at 4am for you.

I wish all females must glamour skirts.

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Originally Posted by SpiritSaintly

Your wish has been granted! However, while crafting a Malignant Moggle Mogaxe you lose controle of the weapon and accidentily decapitate yourself, your bloody body now lies in hawker's alley as a warning to all those who think crafting is easy!

I wish I could marry Admiral Merlwyb!

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your wish has been granted and your stuck cleaning the house and you cant bear the smell of her feet in the afternoons when she comes home

i wish i could wear a custom costume of my design

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Originally Posted by Chroner

Your wish was granted. However, your chocobo can only fly for 10 seconds in a height of 2 meters and then he needs to recharge for 3h, making you unable to move from the spot.

I wish i could get all my minions out at the same time and have a minion war against another player

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Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately your minions realise that with their combined power they can overthrow you and become their own masters. They tie you up and leave you in the dirtiest, smelliest prison cell in Ul'dah!

I wish I could get flying lessons from Cid himself and my own airship.

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Originally Posted by HalexNOR

Your wish was granted, but after spending all your gil on a large house, you are very displeased to hear that (very expensive) weekly renovating of your house will be a requirement for the next step in the relic questline, as the new relic grind is based on a hidden feng shui stat. Please look forward to it!

I wish lalafells could stack on top of each other in combat.

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Originally Posted by Keiraen

Your wish was granted, but relic weapons now give you the feeling of being tickled by a thousand feathers.

I wish I had enough gil to buy a Large House

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It does not look like I can edit my own posts, so I'll do it this way, sorry if it is an inconvenience.

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Originally Posted by navelfluff

Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately your minions realise that with their combined power they can overthrow you and become their own masters. They tie you up and leave you in the dirtiest, smelliest prison cell in Ul'dah!

I wish I could get flying lessons from Cid himself and my own airship.

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Your wish has been granted! However, this is when Cid was a still prominent in the Garlean Empire, and you are executed for being aligned with the Eorzean Nation States.

I wish I could transform my Magitek Armour into a Magitek Battle Suit.