Originally Posted by
Galgarion
Yeah, I'm a warrior. I've heard the legends of the suicidal order of magic casters known as the red mages. According to myth, a red mage will unleash incredibly powerful magics against dangerous foes, and will in turn be killed: But they die with deranged smiles on their face while cackling about spiking something called a 'meter.' Well, I was pretty nervous about guarding these death-seeking madmen againsttheir own worst instincts, when suddenly the solution seemed clear to me: If I use overpower three or four times instead of once or twice, it somehow encourages the red lemmings to stay alive longer! And if I use butcher's block more than once on a boss, for some reason they don't turn around to squash the crimson clad kamikazes! Now, I travel across the land teaching these secrets to my fellow guardians. And it's with no small amount of pride that I say the red mages have gone from an endangered species to a flourishing tribe.