As a tank, why am I expected to heal?

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Originally Posted by Cherie

Whoa there. I think you are stretching the boundaries of "Poe's Law".

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Clearly not considering the replies.

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Originally Posted by CrimsonThunder

Today I got kicked from a Fractal run because I wasn't throwing out pots at the BLM... <snip>
That's not all, last week I got kicked from a Bismarck run because I didn't have Clemency on my DRK... <snip>
Why is it like this? I signed up to play a tank, not a healer.

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My only thought is; Yes, a s a Tank shouldn't you be doing DPS instead if healing?

The only drink Dark needs is strong liquor shot (ether) between pulls. Hence your 50~60 quests start in a bar. Warrior self heals by bathing in the blood of fallen enemies and drinking tears soaked in broken hopes and dreams. Paladin can't cross class clemency, because its to busy doing high DPS numbers that cause the other DPS to vote kick out of jealousy.

My conclusion is, how are you using pots on other people? Or is it the other mandragora leaves that you're tossing around? Because that healing tank sounds like its in another game.

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Originally Posted by Purrfectstorm

I have your story beat. Today I did.. <snip>

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That was a good story..

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Originally Posted by Kotemon

My only thought is; Yes, a s a Tank shouldn't you be doing DPS instead if healing?

The only drink Dark needs is strong liquor shot (ether) between pulls. Hence your 50~60 quests start in a bar. Warrior self heals by bathing in the blood of fallen enemies and drinking tears soaked in broken hopes and dreams. Paladin can't cross class clemency, because its to busy doing high DPS numbers that cause the other DPS to vote kick out of jealousy.

My conclusion is, how are you using pots on other people? Or is it the other mandragora leaves that you're tossing around? Because that healing tank sounds like its in another game.



That was a good story..

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Originally Posted by AskaRay

Um?????????

Joke
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People's heads

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I just don't
are people not really reading the opening post?
I know my reading comprehension is abysmal but come on.................

lol only tank understand the joke

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Originally Posted by FudoMyoo

lol only tank understand the joke

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no everyone got it, the problem was it just wasn't funny.

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Originally Posted by Andrea

no everyone got it, the problem was it just wasn't funny.

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but the replies sure are

Sounds like a troll

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Originally Posted by Andrea

no everyone got it, the problem was it just wasn't funny.

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Yeah, but buffoons will try to act like we don't so they can do their pseudo-intellectual shcitck.

Satire. Look it up folks, then learn that not everything you read online is true.

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Originally Posted by Acyd

Satire. Look it up folks, then learn that not everything you read online is true.

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But it's illegal to lie on the internet!