What's the most hilarious ingame joke you've encountered?

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10-08-2013, 06:36 AM
Ebon_Drake

Warrior Class
10-08-2013, 10:16 AM
Nahaara

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alerith

http://i.imgur.com/7DwKe2O.png

Lusty Argonian Maid anyone? :V
10-08-2013, 10:28 AM
Avengedangel

Well I had a DF moment that I found pretty funny.

In Brayflox, our tank died on some adds, and we wiped. Here's what was said after.

Healer: "The adds were interrupting me."
DPS 1: "That's what the blacklist is for."

RMT is serious man.
10-08-2013, 05:24 PM
Gamina

At some point in the main quest a Hyur male tells you he is fallen for a member of the scion and you ask if its the blonde and he tells you don't be silly hes fallen for Tataru. Found it disturbing as well as funny.
10-08-2013, 05:27 PM
ArcheustheWise

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nahaara

Lusty Argonian Maid anyone? :V

Why yes, dont mind if i do :p
10-11-2013, 04:57 PM
Thanor

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hexy

NPC Ermegarde. ERMAHGERD!

LOL I saw this while talking with my friend on skype. I THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING HAHAHA!!!! I was laughing my ass off!!
10-11-2013, 05:01 PM
Thanor

Quote:

Originally Posted by vpc

Best in game joke yet, especially knowing that its probably not a joke at all :

http://i.imgur.com/87YS7t5.jpg

Haha!

PS. love your signature :p. I totally agree...
10-11-2013, 05:08 PM
Thanor

one of my personal favorites is the achievement you get when you get archer to lvl 10:
"Just talking about shafts"
I really lolled hard at this. Then I figured, what's the achievement for getting archer to lvl 20 if at 10 you're only "talking about shafts".

Also love Conjurer lvl 10 achievement:
"I got the magic stick"

Miner achievement:
"Mining your own business" x)
10-11-2013, 05:26 PM
Thanor

Quote:

Originally Posted by Konachibi

There is a part somewhere where one soldier tells another that he's injured, and the other replies, "it's just a flesh wound". Can't remember when or where it happens but it's there somewhere. -snip-"

Haha, I also encountered this. I'm quite sure it was at Camp Dragonhead somewhere.
10-11-2013, 10:59 PM
Mavan

warrior tank and controller = to m+kb make me laugh so hard everytime
10-12-2013, 12:05 AM
Rogues

Am I the only one who caught the reference to Sony's PS3 reveal at E3 when doing the FATE in La Noscea "Giant Enemy Crab"?
I loled when I saw that.
10-12-2013, 01:14 AM
Zantetsuken

I remember lol at this when I first saw it in 1.0

http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/7938/whyp.jpg

NPC:

Quote:

"Why if it isn't Sephiroth! or was it Sefiross? Sethirophx? xXxSephirothxXX? There are so many adventurers with similar names these days. It is so hard to recall them all."

So true...

Although a 'Highwind' joke would be more appropriate now I think.
10-12-2013, 02:36 AM
Marcux

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rogues

Am I the only one who caught the reference to Sony's PS3 reveal at E3 when doing the FATE in La Noscea "Giant Enemy Crab"?
I loled when I saw that.

Uh, that's a metal gear meme refrence, do a search for it on youtube.
10-15-2013, 02:49 PM
Kinsky

Level 15 Pugilist quest:

"Ah, there you are, [name]! I hope you've come prepared for a lesson. Today I want you to go and fight the toxic toads that nest at the Unholy Heir."

"Make no mistake [lad/lass]--these toads are huge, which means they have huge guts. But that's besides the point. The point is, you'll need to use your head to overcome them"

"Thanks to their immense girth, these toads hit hard. Fortunately, they tend to hit wild as well, so bide your time and wait for an opening. And when that opening shows... thwack! Rip and tear through your foe with a Haymaker!"

http://www.doomworld.com/10years/doo.../pics/sm02.png

http://www.doomworld.com/10years/doomcomic/
10-15-2013, 03:20 PM
Vanguard319

I know I'm replying to myself, but I also found a Mikasa Ackerman and Historia Reiss. All we need now is a Titan-hunting FC called the Survey Corps.

I thought the quest from Hab the zombie was funny, particularly his promise not to eat your delicious adventurer brain. Then of course there was Hamon Holyfist getting owned by an extremely badass squirrel.
10-15-2013, 03:26 PM
Aaron_T

Mad Snake!? MAD SNAAAAAAAAAAAKKKEEE! (Metal Gear Reference)

Smith for "Relic Reborn" I could make one like that, then again I could wipe your arse too and I'm not doin that.

Fate ONE EYE OPEN! Grippin yo pillow tight! EXIT LIGHT!!

EVERY CLOUD STRIFE REFERENCE somewhere in the settings configuration
10-15-2013, 03:34 PM
Obreck

Not the most hilarious, but there is a nostalgic reference to Kid Icarus: the Wizard Eggplant. Described as "an old wives tales states that eating too many will turn you into one", its a reference the Eggplant Wizards and their cursed eggplants.
10-15-2013, 06:29 PM
Shineko

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Originally Posted by VitoScaletta

I liked the cactaur jack as its my first memory of this game :p

No one knows why Cactuar Jack feels the need to rain his thousand needles down upon all who happen by, because few have lived long enough to ask him... not that he would answer if he were asked, or that anyone would be able to understand him if he were to answer.

Which is actually a reference to an old movie: The Great Race =^.^=
10-15-2013, 07:04 PM
BlasphemyMan

Surprised nobody's mentioned this yet, but my favorite by far is the Bard quest where the trainer refers to himself as "spoony."
Also, enjoyed this one because of the timing; I watched Clue (HELL YES) the night before last, and yesterday was leveling up fishing only to see a "communism is just a red herring" reference.
10-15-2013, 07:18 PM
Jinrya-Geki

What happens to Bahamut when he jumps into the Matrix...

He becomes Neo Bahamut! :3
10-15-2013, 07:29 PM
Hayward

When I saw this quest my head almost hit the desk: Straight Outta Abalathia.

The legacy of NWA was never the same.
10-15-2013, 07:35 PM
Alerith

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jinrya-Geki

What happens to Bahamut when he jumps into the Matrix...

He becomes Neo Bahamut! :3

http://i.imgur.com/feJwS5u.jpg
10-16-2013, 03:54 AM
Jilse

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qualaz

My personal favorite is V for Vinedetta with the boss being a Vivacious Vivian

Not really connected, I think, that NM was from FFXI. Along with Cassie.
10-16-2013, 07:20 AM
Jinrya-Geki

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alerith

http://i.imgur.com/feJwS5u.jpg

:c /feels bad.
10-16-2013, 07:28 AM
Noshpan

Limsa Lominsa has some of the funniest NPCs thus far. The one where the guy says "I'm as stiff as a rock." and the female Miqo'te (always female Miqo'te) says "There's an ointment for that."
10-16-2013, 07:45 AM
AlmaMalma

Lots of FATE/quest puns...

'Things that make you go Home'

'Go Wespe'

'What have you done for mead lately'
10-16-2013, 07:56 AM
Mairuzu

This is a hidden gem going on in secrecy behind a house.

The female miqote, accompanied by a female hyur and a sea wolf, asks, "Is it true what they say about sea wolves?"

While the Sea Wolf classically responds, "Why don't you find out?"

http://i.imgur.com/Kkd5DQg.jpg
10-16-2013, 09:34 AM
Conradus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mairuzu

This is a hidden gem going on in secrecy behind a house.

The female miqote, accompanied by a female hyur and a sea wolf, asks, "Is it true what they say about sea wolves?"

While the Sea Wolf classically responds, "Why don't you find out?"

And their "gilded scepters"! Really, this has to be one of the most dirty-minded games I've played in a long time. But you'll never notice it if you're not paying attention.

As an additional note, there's no such item as "Gilded Scepter" in FFXIV--but there is in WoW. Don't know if this was intentional or not...
10-17-2013, 04:56 PM
Waffilicious

Every example chat in the configuration menu, having Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockheart, Dynamis Lord.

Haymond Holyfist acting and saying things like Mr. Satan

FATE "One Prince"

WAR NPC Quest "Curious George"

Shantotto being the one who created the stardust rod.

The description of one of the drunk guy fights which i can't remember right now.

Reference of entering the base on a box.
10-17-2013, 05:00 PM
Amberion

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jilse

Not really connected, I think, that NM was from FFXI. Along with Cassie.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...n/img_0012.jpg
Couldn't find pic of Vivacious, so got you one of Voluptuous instead.
10-17-2013, 05:03 PM
Ryuko

I've been called uh... some choice words by NPCs. Suffice it to say that if I reposted what the NPCs said to me, I would likely get suspended from the forums for vulgar language. :(
10-17-2013, 05:56 PM
Avalon_Albrook

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlasphemyMan

Also, enjoyed this one because of the timing; I watched Clue (HELL YES) the night before last, and yesterday was leveling up fishing only to see a "communism is just a red herring" reference.

I'd pay real money to see a NPC say, "I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife."
10-17-2013, 07:21 PM
Sove92

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waffilicious

Shantotto being the one who created the stardust rod.

Shatotto, actually. Still an obvious Shantotto reference, though, Gerolt even mistakes the name as Shantotto first.
10-17-2013, 08:02 PM
Azoryl

My favorite is still when you are helping out the Al'Mhingo brothers in Quarrymill. You get the quest "He ain't heavy"... of course he ain't heavy, cause he's my brother....
10-17-2013, 09:18 PM
Mezolitik

The fishing guild master: 'I see that fire in your eyes. It burns for fish - more fish, bigger fish. It's time to feed that fire'.

There's also a man in La Noscea who is reciting terrible chat-up lines to his date: 'your eyes are like...your hair is like...and your breasts are like.... And that's when a giant jellyfish arrives.

After the FATE ends, the girl runs off, and the guy shouts 'wait! I haven't told you about your breasts yet!'
10-19-2013, 01:55 PM
Vanguard319

Found a few in the Halloween event: Like the great gourd.
the magic pot references a song.
10-19-2013, 02:29 PM
Amyas

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanguard319

Found a few in the Halloween event: Like the great gourd.
the magic pot references a song.

Also the game of thrones reference 'For the Night is Long and full of delightful terrors'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEOsJEZTBn0
Edit: not exactly 'funny', but it was... something xD
10-19-2013, 02:49 PM
Xieveral

A "your mom" joke overheard from a pair of sailors arguing in Limsa Lominsa.

"You'll pay for that"

"But yer mum said it was on the house"
10-19-2013, 03:03 PM
Enkidoh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanguard319

Found a few in the Halloween event: Like the great gourd.
the magic pot references a song.

The Halloween event also references the Evil Dead films in the first two quest titles - the first one, 'Not So Evil Dead', is obvious, but the second one is a little more obscure - 'Show Me the Candy', is a paraphrasing of a line Ash from the aforementioned films had as a catch phrase (especially in the third film, Army of Darkness: "give me some sugar baby". ;)

Also the magic pot during that quest jokingly references the line the magic pots said in FFVII when you fought them (they were invincible until you used an elixir on them).
10-20-2013, 03:55 AM
Volcano

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Originally Posted by Sove92

Shatotto, actually. Still an obvious Shantotto reference, though, Gerolt even mistakes the name as Shantotto first.

That and the fact the Lodestone tag for getting stardust rod is "ohohohoho" which was her famous annoying laugh.

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