Attempts at Eorzean humor

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Originally Posted by Dreamer

It should be noted that taking common jokes and simply subbing in Final Fantasy terms as many are doing here does does make it Eorzean humor...

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Buzz Killington.

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Originally Posted by Dreamer

It should be noted that taking common jokes and simply subbing in Final Fantasy terms as many are doing here does does make it Eorzean humor...

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"Get a job grouch"


"I live in a trash can"
"Nobody's helpin me"

I'm not grouching/grinching, I'm just disappointed by the lack of miquote/cat jokes. ^-^

one day a lalafell went to a miqo'te club to get some cheap tail. He eyes up the miq'ote bartender, and says (in a cute voice) whats happening hot stuff, whats your name? The miqo'te turn around (in a deep many voice) bill, and we don't serve children here.

Elezean Proverb: Inside a crowded elevator smells different to a Lalafell.

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Originally Posted by Coombah

A Lalafell came home from questing one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.

'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the Lalafell.

'I'm going to Ul'Dah, said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!

'The Lalafell said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.

'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.

The Lalafell said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year!'

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Niiice. Only joke here that actually made me laugh! Some of the others were entertaining, but not enough to make me actually lol.

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Originally Posted by Rau

(in 2015, when BST is implemented)


A Gladiator goes to meet his Beastmaster friend in Ishgard. When they meet, the Gladiator comments how surprising it is that he managed to tame Uraeus and lead him into the city, to which the beastmaster replies "Uraeus?! That's my wife!"

sorry. I tried.

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ROFL

this one didn't get me much at first, but an hour later it hit me and I can't stop laughing. It's like the Buddhas Palm technique

can't wait till 2015, to tell it again

I'm not so good at the short story/punchline humour, but these are all great

shj that is an old joke.... i got it and laughed first time reading it.
stinks no one liked mine oh well XD

Here goes my art:

- Do you know how the wildlings appear? When a player enters Gridanian forest and his GPU doesn't support all the Greenwrath.

- You can see a Miqote, a female Hyur and a female Lalafell fashion dressed with a mic. How would you call the game? FFXI -2


All right folks, enough with the bad jokes... now really Eorzean one:

One child tell to his mom: - When I grow i'm gonna get all the clothes i want, i'll visit all the places i'd like, i'll grab anything that get's my sight... - Wow, sweetie, you want to be an adventurer? - Hell no, adventurers will do that for me. I'm a Mi'qote.



Sorry, i tried ^^;

Two guards of the Limsa s Asylum are talking in a lounge full of fools . One of the fools is always screaming "I m sent by god ,I M SENT BY GOD !!!! ".
One of the guard says to the other: " That s probably the craziest one of the group ..."
At this very moment one of the fools jump from his chair howling like a damn : " THAT S BULLSHIT I SENT NOBODYYY !!!! "

A lalafell and an elezen were playing basketball, the elezen asked "why do you keep beating me", the lalafell replied "because this game is a lot more fair when neither of us can jump"

a miqo'te walks into a bar, and shouts in a deep manly voice.... i have a gaint bossum, gimi free things... everyone turns around and goes... we hear you... the miq'te goes SHIT i forgot to change the voice of my mic

I'm so glad this thread is still kickin. Eorzean stand-up comedy is priceless. There is actually people putting thought into this. I admit to having thought about a joke but cannot come up with anything. My funny bone must be broken.

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Originally Posted by Kilta_Firelotus

a miqo'te walks into a bar, and shouts in a deep manly voice.... i have a gaint bossum, gimi free things... everyone turns around and goes... we hear you... the miq'te goes SHIT i forgot to change the voice of my mic

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This is my favorite.

Love what I'm seeing in this thread! Hehe. Even if I don't respond directlies, I ams reading it (sometimes it takes me a few passes to get it)

Alls I have are cheesy puns with shrug "heh" value.

Q: What do you call a miqo'te riding a chocobo?
A: A miq'abob.

Q: Why don't highlanders have both genders?
A: Because there can be only one.

Q: What do you get when you cross a lalafell with a chocobo?
A: Roadkill.

Q: What do you call a miqo'te with sunburn?
A: A Seeker of the Sun

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Originally Posted by Fiosha_Maureiba

Q: What do you get when you cross a lalafell with a chocobo?
A: Roadkill.

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As a lalafell I must confess the truth of this one!

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Originally Posted by Frebaut

This is my favorite.

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you made my day ^^

I was making a joke from fable 3.

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Originally Posted by Fiosha_Maureiba

Q: Why don't highlanders have both genders?
A: Because there can be only one.

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yay i was waiting for a highlander joke XD I loved that movie/tv show.

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Originally Posted by Fiosha_Maureiba

Q: Why don't highlanders have both genders?
A: Because there can be only one.

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Good one! XD

There was a fellow trying to ride a chocobo, but he was having some trouble. Do you know why?

Because he was a Roegadyn!

Now who here likes a good story about a bridge?

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...dwsms-oOAHbEnQ

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Originally Posted by Fiosha_Maureiba

Q: Why don't highlanders have both genders?
A: Because there can be only one.

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AHahahaha oh wow, bravo.